Tom wrote:

tommydski wrote:Foreskin.

It bugs me a lot but I hear that it hurts to get the fucker removed as an adult.

There is a Penn & Teller Bullshit! about this. Keep the turtle in his shell.

What, they claim that it doesn't hurt?

I assume that you mean an appendage or an external body part? If not, I'd go with appendix as well. Both of my parents nearly died from burst appendixes so it's fairly likely mine will explode sometime in the near future and I'll be stuck with a $25,000 hospital bill since I'm uninsured.

If I can't do the appendix, I'd like to have my left little toe removed. It's been broken so many times and sustained enough nerve damage that I can't really feel it anyway.

pinky toes or the two right next to them, right ring finger or pinky, um...i could stand to lose my eyeballs when i look around some days.

i think that covers it.

lemur68 wrote:

Tom wrote:

tommydski wrote:Foreskin.

It bugs me a lot but I hear that it hurts to get the fucker removed as an adult.

There is a Penn & Teller Bullshit! about this. Keep the turtle in his shell.

What, they claim that it doesn't hurt?

No. Apparently sex for all of us chopped fellas isn't nearly as good as it should be.

Tom wrote:

lemur68 wrote:

Tom wrote:

tommydski wrote:Foreskin.

It bugs me a lot but I hear that it hurts to get the fucker removed as an adult.

There is a Penn & Teller Bullshit! about this. Keep the turtle in his shell.

What, they claim that it doesn't hurt?

No. Apparently sex for all of us chopped fellas isn't nearly as good as it should be.

sonofabitch.

Mine just gets in the way.

If there was a painless way to be shot of it, I'd do it today.

tommydski wrote:Mine just gets in the way.

If there was a painless way to be shot of it, I'd do it today.

what're you doing that makes it in the way?

my asshole

Those last two posts had an unfortunate continuity.

toenails.