Inspired by the pissing in the sink thread.....

Every woman has been in the position of needing to pee with no rest rooms in sight. How nice it must be to have the freedom to whip it out and piss wherever you want. Within reason, of course.

I love watching guys piss, not in any way they'd find flattering, I'm afraid. I like watching dump trucks, too. Efficiency can be admirable.
My penis envy runs deep and abstract, at times, I'll admit that; but I don't think it's severe enough to begin utilizing the "finger-assist method."



How do you feel about women standing next to you at the troth, gentlemen? Afraid of over spray and misguided streams?

I've had mixed success with pissing standing up. Learning to aim is tough and it can be a bit messy. I don't think I'll ever realize the dream of writing my name in the snow.

When I go fishing, it would be more convenient to piss standing. Unfortunately, I'm too worried about dribble piss and usually go for the old fashioned landing and squatting in the woods.

Not crap if you are skilled, but I am not.

Nina wrote:How do you feel about women standing next to you at the troth, gentlemen?

I say knock yourselves out. Wait until you too discover the wonder of collectively pissing into a large trough. It's magical, it really is.

ironyengine wrote:

Nina wrote:How do you feel about women standing next to you at the troth, gentlemen?

I say knock yourselves out. Wait until you too discover the wonder of collectively pissing into a large trough. It's magical, it really is.

The trough... my god. Have you ever used one that is in the middle of the room so everyone can gather round? That's an experience I never want to relive.


I think I'd be fine with the ladies peeing next to me. But... why wouldn't they just put urinals in the ladies room?

Tom wrote:I think I'd be fine with the ladies peeing next to me. But... why wouldn't they just put urinals in the ladies room?

You know Tom, apparently things just are not going to improve "until the economy picks up again and more money is available from companies for restroom-related market research."

Hold on to the dream. Don't let it die.

I've done it.

It's better than squatting over a drain at 1AM, praying the garbage truck doesn't pull into the parking lot while you're "doing business."

I find it amusing that the instructions for the finger assist method tell you to wash your hands, as if you wouldn't.

Nina wrote:How do you feel about women standing next to you at the troth, gentlemen? Afraid of over spray and misguided streams?

If you have to, but you must abide by the "NO TALKING, AND NO EYE CONTACT" rule.

lemur68 wrote:

Nina wrote:How do you feel about women standing next to you at the troth, gentlemen? Afraid of over spray and misguided streams?

If you have to, but you must abide by the "NO TALKING, AND NO EYE CONTACT" rule.

And the "WIPE DOWN THE GENITALS OF YOUR PERSON TO THE RIGHT" rule.

Yeah why not but hey I'll have my cock in hand so they could at least pop a tit out to even it out a bit.

this pervert votes not crap