johnnyemphysema wrote:

Marsupialized wrote:

johnnyemphysema wrote:I heard Soup is a two pump chump so he gets the advantage...or at least that's what my mother told me.

Dude, I didn't even finish. I just told her I was done so I could get the fuck out of there. I stopped in the hallway and finished myself off into the pocket of your jacket I found hanging in one of the closets.

That explains your mom's funny look when I handed her a sticky clump of singles...I guess she can smell her own.

That settles it, as soon as I'm done with this Australian you are next.

Anyone else want some? Line up, motherfuckers!

I don't think you want to bother your fists being bruised by my face. No Crap/Not Crap needed you would own my ass; I would be scrawny if it weren't for the cheap beer. I wasn't challenging you to a fight I was just saying that your Mom gives it away like samples at the supermarket.

All I'm saying is, Uncle O you will be wasting your time with any head shots.