Pork Dodger (stolen form Ellroy)(my Jewish grandmother LOVES this one)

My adoptive father, first generation american, 100% chinese blood, drove around PDX, and Oregon for 20+ years with the license plate "CHINK". In the late 80's the DMV denied him the plate, stating "I cannot believe you were allowed that plate this long". When I was in high school, out in the suburbs, I once described my childhood to someone in my class. They told me I grew up "White Trash". When I was at his house the next weekend, my adoptive father told me "Fuck them, you tell them yer Yellow Trash"

tommydski wrote:I am regularly pretty mean to Canadians but come on, that place is like a cartoon or something.

Fuckin' icebacks. Moose jockeys.

Mandroid2.0 wrote:Haha! I am doomed to be the forum's resident misanthope now, huh?

Yeah. There's one misanthrope on this board, and it's you.

Mark Hansen wrote:...
I, Mark Hansen, do humbly confess that I did recently make a post where I described someone as a "Guido douchebag".

I don't know if actual guidos mind you calling them guidos.

What's the plural of guido? Guidii?

Skronk wrote:What's the plural of guido? Guidii?

douchebags.

guido douchebag is actually a group descriptor.

"How did your dago? Was it a wopper?

I apologize to anyone who might have broken their backs and/or genitals after having been told to "fuck yourself"... I realize now that it's a physical impossibility.

When I see someone toss a cigarette butt, or smoke in a car with children in it, my first reaction is always, "scumbag."

Maurice wrote: "skunkfuckers."

Oh man, this is going into the lexicon tout suite.

I refer to myself as "heeb", and regularly call one of my friends a "mick."

Take me 'round back and shoot me in the face.

Skunkfucker.

I once yelled at a Middle Eastern cab driver who cut me off in traffic, "Muhammad sucks Jewish dicks in Hell!" Dunno if that's a slur exactly, but it sure got him riled. He got out of his cab and ran toward me, yelling like a maniac. I waited for him to get close, then drove away just fast enough so he couldn't quite touch my car. I'm not at all proud of that one.

When I was a little kid in grammar school, there was a Puerto Rican girl in my class who had a really bad temper. One day, she and I got into an argument over something really trivial and I asked her (fully intending to piss her off) if she was half-black or something. She said, "Hell no, I ain't no fucking n*****!" To which I replied, "Oh, I thought you were. Then you must be just a sp**, right?"

It's shameful, I know.