I can see how looking over while you piss and telling the person next you that they have nice tits could be awkward.
In that light, bring on the awkwardness.

Nina wrote:Inspired by the pissing in the sink thread.....

Thank you.

I believe women in the Israeli army are still taught how to pee standing up. And I think Israel still has that 2-year universal-service program. I wonder if many Israeli women use their skills off the battlefield?

I totally got a BJ from an ex Israeli army chick. Two different times. Same girl, but two different times.
They teach them more than just how to stad up and piss, I'll tell you that much. Lordy lordy, one for the bank that one.

The last time I saw her, she had some Jewish bullshit going on where she couldn't touch any electronics for some reason. Couldn't turn the TV on, light off, anything. Who knows, some kind of religious nonsense.
I didn't like her anymore so I waited for her to go to the washroom then I turned her stereo in her living room up to white noise static full blast and ran out.
I still wonder what she did. Maybe called someone and made them come to her house at 3 am to turn it off? maybe went to a hotel?
I'm glad she didn't track me down and snap my neck, I know they teach them to do that as well.

You should have turned up the stereo and blasted some Sabbath.

Haha, she couldn't use a phone then either...that is cruel.

Colonel Panic wrote:You should have turned up the stereo and blasted some Sabbath.

ha ha ha... Black Shabbas

Maybe some Meshuggah.

Nina wrote:How do you feel about women standing next to you at the troth, gentlemen? Afraid of over spray and misguided streams?

I don't think I could do it.

It's really hard to pee with a boner.

I was once at Emos in Austin and so many people had thrown cigarettes in to the trough that they had clogged the drain and it was literally over-flowing with piss. That place has a world famous nasty mens room to begin with but watching piss cascade out of the trough like some beautify golden fountain has forever given me an aversion to open-pit styled urination systems.

I don't think you're missing much there gals, It is all about dumpsters and alleys when it comes to top notch guerrilla stand and pee hijinks.

Practice, practice, practice.

IMO, pissing off a high bridge or overpass is really where it's at.

Such a feeling of power, to behold my stream extending out for many feet and then falling... falling... almost endlessly until it disperses into a broad shower tens or even hundreds of feet below!