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54 by Marsupialized_Archive
fat_frog_138 wrote:
The Code is Almighty wrote:A buddy of mine got into the habit of using wet wipes, I guess the kind that are flushable, while touring. He's that he'll never go back to regular paper. Anyone have any experience with this?


yes and your friend is right


I'll third that.

My weirdo friend tells me he hocks a loogie on the toilet paper before he wipes his ass. I say 'why don't you just get some wet wipes?' he says 'this way is natural'
Rick Reuben wrote:Marsupialized reminds me of freedom

Let s talk about wiping your ass.

55 by ironyengine_Archive
I keep wet wipes handy, but only use them for emergencies. Usually a fold of two does the job, but if not the wet wipes get called in.

Every time this thread is bumped, because it's right under the threads that are being kept at the top I keep seeing it as:

Sticky: Let's talk about wiping your ass.
Rick Reuben wrote:You are dumber than week-old donuts.

Let s talk about wiping your ass.

57 by night_tools_Archive
Marsupialized wrote:
Alternatives to wiping


Solid album title


Isn't that the first album by The Meatshits?

Also, from the awesome 'Code for Shit' thread:

Bradley R. Weissenberger wrote:R.E.M.

Catapult
Sitting Still
Shaking Through
Letter Never Sent
Feeling Gravitys Pull
Green Grow The Rushes
Fall On Me
What If We Give It Away?
Turn You Inside Out
Endgame
Try Not To Breathe
Everybody Hurts
Sweetness Follows
Find The River
The Wake-Up Bomb
Leave
Departure
Hope
You’re In The Air
Disappear
Beachball
Boy In The Well
Aftermath

Of course, there is "Stand", but that song was already claimed by my college friend Jon Y.

Jon Y. reworked the lyrics to "Stand" in honor of his roommate Brad H., who could not wipe his ass without first standing up.

It was a pretty funny song, but I was never sure how Jon Y. discovered that bit of information about his roommate.
arthur wrote:Don't cut it for work don't cut it to look normal, people who feel offended by your nearly-30-with-long-hair face should just fuck off.

Let s talk about wiping your ass.

58 by sparky_Archive
I was looking for a to corroborate chat on Indian toilet etiquette, but I have been distracted by one of the early results for "indian toilet etiquette" on Google.

A contributor to IncontinenceNetwork.com wrote:I believe that life is ultimately about learning. So I ask myself what I have to learn from the assorted toilets of the world, and my reluctance to conform. I think what I’m learning in this situation is a truth that I am forever struggling with – we are each ultimately responsible for our own happiness and well-being. I can’t expect anyone else to provide for my personal comfort needs – even something as basic as toilet paper. And so I will leave behind yet another pair of socks, swapping it out for a roll of toilet paper. I realize that I can’t bring enough toilet paper for the entire trip, but I’m hoping that one roll will get me through the first few days until I can find some more to purchase once I’m settled.


Traveling can be full of cares and revelation.
Gib Opi kein Opium, denn Opium bringt Opi um!
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