From a show in (I think) New Orleans, Steve to a drunk heckler:

"C'mon toothless cracker! Show us how you boil a hog down here!"

Quots? UYo wnat a cwqoste motherwfuskeer>?

Here,wuty don';t you wqoet my cock, assholowe.

Motherfuckdeer s always wsnt a quote, likkkw I;m some kind of quoet machine or ficvl. quote your own fucking wuote up in tyhis bnitch.

I amd the mosssser wloquent mostherfucker on thee internet!!!1111111

nad go cuck yourreltf and the bust you rtode in onm.

That is absolutely beautiful.

Steve, would you mind if I had someone read that piece at my funeral?

...bought these really great hats with corks all around them. I also got a Rocky the Flying Squirrel cap and a bugle. We've been heralding our arrival everywhere with the bugle. I am refusing to ever take off the cork-head hat, even though it makes Bruce violently angry. We heralded our departure from the disposal store. We heralded our arrival at the cool big rock we visited and heralded a few unlucky joggers on the path by the road. We heralded our arrival at the beginning of the big bridge. We heralded our arrival at the end of the big bridge. We heralded a few open car windows inbetween. When Sant heralds, it's a really low note. Very profound. When I herald, it's more like Jerry Lewis screaming.

Have you removed the cork-head hat yet?

I have not read this tour diary in years.

Glad it exists, I am laughing my ass off!

"Just gave five grand to Andy. WTF."
-steve albini

andyk

Nina wrote:...bought these really great hats with corks all around them. I also got a Rocky the Flying Squirrel cap and a bugle. We've been heralding our arrival everywhere with the bugle. I am refusing to ever take off the cork-head hat, even though it makes Bruce violently angry. We heralded our departure from the disposal store. We heralded our arrival at the cool big rock we visited and heralded a few unlucky joggers on the path by the road. We heralded our arrival at the beginning of the big bridge. We heralded our arrival at the end of the big bridge. We heralded a few open car windows inbetween. When Sant heralds, it's a really low note. Very profound. When I herald, it's more like Jerry Lewis screaming.

Have you removed the cork-head hat yet?

I have not read this tour diary in years.

what tour diary?

" I've read the whole goddamn Bible, just so I can use proper annontation when I tell christians to go fuck themselves"




Entire Neil Peart's lyrics thread is gold.


edit: This tour diary, probably.

eliya wrote:what tour diary?

so good..

"I just beat Huck Seed like a fucking drum. Watch me work motherfuckers."


"Shit could totally happen."

"The football is in the basket. Repeat: The football is in the basket."

"I'm going to have Russ show me why this isn't totally retarded."