Are you kidding/trolling? This can be taken two ways.

I am not. Sadly. For both of us.

Have a good night...just know that I didn't mean to offend, only that I thought your original wording lent itself to some dark humor. I'm glad you and your family are alive to be able to tell of the horrific thing that happened on your way to Niagra Falls and hope no more ill happens to you and yours.

Have a good night also.

I hope you guys are satisfied; thanks to your bickering, the Freeman is getting a divorce.

Okay, so it's probably more about that 'friend' of his whose car he wrecked. But I'm blaming you two.

It is my fault in reverse. He was probably spitting out a witty double entendre the moment they crashed.

Looks like he just bought some Million Dollar Babies for real by working his Dark Knight where he ought not have.

Look at half the titles on imdb. He had it coming. Cry for help even.

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000151/

He probably made some joke that she just flat-out didn't like.

Nice one.

I wonder if the other woman was a Luscious Fox.

She was certainly a Bone Collector.