Say you somehow catch a glimpse of it. Maybe you are both banging the same girl, or different girls in the same room. Maybe you are pissing next to him and you just catch it out of the corner of your eye. Not like you were trying to see it or anything you just did.
What if it's really small, do you say something?

Man your dick is fuckin' tiny, bro

Crap or Not Crap?

I just tell people right up front. It's the source of a lot of my self-mocking material.

I have no problem with it.

you just had to go there, didn't you?

Not if he was born female I wouldn't.

steve wrote:Not if he was born female I wouldn't.

you just had to go there, didn't you?

I wouldn't do that. Unless he gets laid a lot.

It is not up for me to say. I'm not sucking or fucking it. The size of my friends' dicks has never meant anything to me. And even I do catch a glimpse, I don't say shit.

One time, I did get de-pants-ed at a show my old band was playing. My dick has more stage fright than I do. If I wasn't half-blitzed offa Crow, may have cared more. Last time I ever wore basketball shorts in public.

WHAT!@?

Jerks, anyone that makes fun. Dude's gotta have issues already... I mean, with all those giant black.... oh... here I go again... it always comes down to big black dicks.

Octopus Alaska wrote: it always comes down to big black dicks.

Steve, care to chime in on Dave, Jeff, and Santiago with regard to the matter?

Marsupialized wrote:What if it's really small, do you say something?

Many years ago, I attended an event that featured a number of strippers. At one point, one of the strippers removed the pants and boxers from a guy named N___ whom I knew at that time.

For the record, N___ was a really short guy.

Anyway, I was bullshitting with my friends S____ and J_____, but when N___'s clothing diasappeared, we all looked at each other dumbfoundedly. Finally, J_____ said: "Wow, N___ has a huge fuckin' cock."

J_____ wasn't lying. That shit was impressive.

Hats off, N___.

I believe that was the event where one of the strippers was missing the better part of three fingers from one of her hands. In the place of these fingers were some little sausage-y nubs.

The fuckin' Quad Cities, I swear.