Dr. Geek wrote:Steve, care to chime in on Dave, Jeff, and Santiago with regard to the matter?

Don't know the ranking, but all of us are pretty heavy.

Bradley-

You should write smutty Mad Libs.

Nina wrote:Bradley-

You should write smutty Mad Libs.

Get ready to match the stars!

What is the protocol for sexual situations? Ladies? Gents who enjoy the snausage? What do you do if you are getting frisky with a man, time comes to begin and he yanks out a little itty bitty tiny wang? How can you possibly stop yourself from laughing? Do you say something? Do you just leave?

Nerve's Guide to Sex Etiquette for Ladies and Gentlemen

Might find the answer in there.

I'm just always relieved to find they are not some kind of circus freak creature with a venus flytrap situation going on under their clothes.

I would have to vote crap on that.

I actually prefer the term 'Fun Sized' or 'Trial Sized'.

steve wrote:Not if he was born female I wouldn't.

Wholly shit! Is that NerblyBear?

Anyway as far as the poll goes, I say NOT CRAP.

Better he hears it from a friend.

Incredibly rude, impolite, and nasty.

Don't you think the bastard has enough problems?

i don't care about my cock. if it's small - fuck that, i it's huge - i don't care.

If you haven't got anything nice to say, don't say anything at all.