It only looks small cuz I'm so fucking fat!! sobs

Say nice things about my dick

Ain't matter. I'm a grower, not a shower.

Did it once. Got my ass kicked for it.

Marsupialized wrote:What is the protocol for sexual situations?

Bradley R. Weissenberger wrote:Anyway, I was bullshitting with my friends S____ and J_____, but when N___'s clothing diasappeared, we all looked at each other dumbfoundedly. Finally, J_____ said: "Wow, N___ has a huge fuckin' cock."

J_____ wasn't lying. That shit was impressive.

Hats off, N___.

i know someone who was born without a penis - comment would be a no-no methinks.

Rimbaud III wrote:If you haven't got anything nice to say, don't say anything at all.

a noble sentiment. in the spirit of scientific enquiry, i will experiment with complimenting men on their penii over the next week or two and let y'all know how i get on.

predicktions?

Crap. Though the two friends I have in mind made fun of themselves for it, and I don't think really cared when other's did... I took no parts.

It's just mean. Sure I'll give you a hard time about a haircut. Or if you can't play guitar.

What's next? C/NC: Making fun of your friend they are really fucking ugly.

fishingrhod wrote:i know someone who was born without a penis - comment would be a no-no methinks.

Rimbaud III wrote:If you haven't got anything nice to say, don't say anything at all.

a noble sentiment. in the spirit of scientific enquiry, i will experiment with complimenting men on their penii over the next week or two and let y'all know how i get on.

predicktions?

That all depends on where you conduct this 'scientific' enquiry. Do it in the right place, and you stand to make a lot of 'friends'.

H-GM wrote:

Marsupialized wrote:What is the protocol for sexual situations?

Offshore drilling?

I used to work with a chick who told me a story about how she went off on some dude because they had dated a few times and when it was time to fuck he pulled out a tiny little peanut sized dick.
She called him a motherfucker and what does he think he's gonna do with that little thing and get the fuck out of here and you are an asshole for wasting my fucking time. While he was gathering his shit up and putting his clothes on she's on the phone to some other dude arranging for him to come over to fuck her, talking shit about the dude laughing at him and shit.
She was really animated when telling me the story as well, was pretty good.
I can't imagine how shitty that's gotta feel.
Hey, did you bang that chick you've been dating yet?
No, we were going to then she said my dick was too small and called me a motherfucker and made me leave
Wow, that sucks
yeah it does

Soup, your story reminds me of a story--almost certainly untrue, but great nonetheless--I heard about John Entwistle.

After a show, Entwistle returns to his hotel room with a pair of groupies. They're getting into it, when he takes off his pants and reveals his tiny pecker. The girls immediately start giggling and making fun of him.

One of the girls points at his dick and asks him, "Who do you think you're going to please with that thing?"

Entwistle points his thumb at his chest and replies, "Me."