Teasing: Pointing out the tiny size of a male friend's cock

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Teasing: Pointing out the tiny size of a male friend s cock

I'd maybe try to think of something complimentary to say. Something along the lines of "gosh, you're modern and streamlined. I've got a cord, you've got a switch/ button"

You call me a hater like that's a bad thing

Ekkssvvppllott wrote:MayorofRockNRoll is apparently the poor man's thinking man.

fishingrhod_Archive

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Rimbaud III wrote:
fishingrhod wrote:i know someone who was born without a penis - comment would be a no-no methinks.

Rimbaud III wrote:If you haven't got anything nice to say, don't say anything at all.

a noble sentiment. in the spirit of scientific enquiry, i will experiment with complimenting men on their penii over the next week or two and let y'all know how i get on.

predicktions?

That all depends on where you conduct this 'scientific' enquiry. Do it in the right place, and you stand to make a lot of 'friends'.

not likely - work would be my chosen environment.

probably face an internal investigation leading to the sack.

As a youth I used to weep in butcher's shops

ergo space pig_Archive

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It strikes me as wildly inappropriate and assholish to comment on the size of your friend's penis, but maybe that's just me.

Yngwie Einstein_Archive

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fishingrhod wrote:probably face an internal investigation leading to the sack.

Heh heh. Good one.

meh

enframed_Archive

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tommydski wrote:I actually prefer the term 'Fun Sized' or 'Trial Sized'.

hahahahaha!

To me Steve wrote:I'm curious why[...] you wouldn't just fuck off instead. Let's hear your record, cocksocket.

Superking_Archive

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fishingrod wrote:i know someone who was born without a penis

Dude, are you talking about Rebecca? I know her, too!

there is only one clear path and it's paved with bacon.

My Flickr Weighs a Ton

japmn_Archive

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It's not big but it's fast!

Ace_Archive

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japmn wrote:It's not big but it's fast!

double whammy!

Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

thyklopth_Archive

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Example response:
"HEY- I may be small, but I'm thin!"

Marsupialized_Archive

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ergo space pig wrote:It strikes me as wildly inappropriate and assholish to comment on the size of your friend's penis, but maybe that's just me.

what if they ask you
Dude, tell me the truth...be straight with me here. Is my dick small?

Rick Reuben wrote:Marsupialized reminds me of freedom

Teasing: Pointing out the tiny size of a male friend's cock

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Teasing: Pointing out the tiny size of a male friend s cock

Teasing: Pointing out the tiny size of a male friend s cock

Teasing: Pointing out the tiny size of a male friend s cock

Teasing: Pointing out the tiny size of a male friend s cock

Teasing: Pointing out the tiny size of a male friend s cock

Teasing: Pointing out the tiny size of a male friend s cock

Teasing: Pointing out the tiny size of a male friend s cock

Teasing: Pointing out the tiny size of a male friend s cock

Teasing: Pointing out the tiny size of a male friend s cock

Teasing: Pointing out the tiny size of a male friend s cock

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