flytox wrote:

m.koren wrote:Maybe I should dump a gallon of fluorescent paint all over the carpet ?

Similar to that, I know a girl who threw a big handful of cress seed on her cheater ex-boyfriends carpet and his cloth covered sofa when he was away.
Then she sprayed some water on it.

A few days later she got an extremely rude phone call...

Why ? He should be grateful for all the free organic produce.
This thread rules. Thanks everyone. I've got more to tell but I'm at work so I gotz to roll.

EDIT: the fridge was making a banging sound every half an hour or so all through the night so I called the building manager up and I'm llike, "What's wrong with this thing ?". Building manager just says, "Well, the fridge needs to be level. That's probably it." So, he says he'll COULD come look at it BUT he's got a raquetball tournament for the next few days, so it'll have to wait. I tell him he can let himself in any time since I can't sleep there if that sound keeps up. He says sure. I get home last night and note that, while the fridge is now quiet, it's probably that way because he's gone and TURNED THE DAMN THING OFF !!! Good thing I didn't have any food in there. He hasn't returned any of my calls since then.

This is just one thing of many.

i am amazed at the chicken bomb...salut!

Flush an old toothbrush. It'll get caught in the bend of the toilet and clog up every time someone takes a decent shit. There is no way to get it out and the only solution is to replace the toilet.

toothpaste caps down the sink, mix some toothpaste and a lot of wig hair together and shove that down the drain as well...

Go to an Asian market and buy a few bottles of that fish sauce. You know the stuff? It smells like somebody's 6-month-old dirty socks...

Pour several cups of that stuff down each of the the heating vents. If you pour enough in there, it will seep all the way down into the furnace and every time the heat kicks on, the smell will be unbearable. The only solution will be to replace all the ductwork and possibly the furnace itself.

Pissing down all the vents is a viable alternative.

This thread convinced me I was seriously missing out by not being registered to this forum.

Welcome to the forum! We're all a bunch of evil, vindictive motherfuckers around here.

Do you have any mischief to add?

--EDIT--

Actually, most of us are not vindictive in the least. We just like a good laugh is all.

Colonel Panic wrote:Welcome to the forum! We're all a bunch of evil, racist, vindictive motherfuckers around here.

Do you have any mischief to add?

--EDIT--

Actually, most of us are not vindictive in the least. We just like a good laugh is all.

TMLI

I too am in the shitty landlord boat.

We moved into our new place on July 1st and everything was fine until the second night when my roommate woke up COVERED in bug bites. We called the landlord and left exactly 4 messages that never were returned. So, we called the Terminex guy and we are told we have bedbugs. The infestation was bad and he noted that they could not have been brought in by us. He gives us his estimate and AGAIN we call the landlord. This time he calls back and says "no no no, I got my own exterminator and he will take care of it." We say fine. In the meantime my roommate has to throw out his bed, buy a new one and have all of his clothes dry cleaned (all receipts kept).

The landlord's "exterminator" (a total roach and rat man) to the contrary opinion of the Terminex guy, says his poison will take care of things in one or two treatments (Terminex said 4). He does his shit and leaves, and comes back in a week for his follow up. My roommate moves back in and wakes up with bites again. Now he has to get a secure cover for his new bed to keep the bugs in/out. We have the exterminator come back again and this time he finally takes care of the problem.

During this time we left messages to the landlord about being compensated for moving into a place that was bug infested and cost us a bed and a heavy cleaning bill and heard nothing.

For the entire first month of our stay, my roommate was only able to sleep in his room for three days. So we deducted the cost of the new mattress ($300) two new pillows ($15.41), and the dry cleaning ($93) from our first months rent. We still paid 3/4th's of normal rent cost.

Today we get a call from the landlord angry as fuck asking for the rest of his money. Claiming we brought in the fucking bedbugs. What the fuck?

fuck that guy owen, move...you'll have more problems with this guy i can assure you...