Street gangs will become licensed to do community policing and eventually be incorporated into auxiliaries of the international peace-keeping forces.

how about a prediction for the future of me: i will decide that the world will end in 2012 and sometime prior i will start smoking again. like a fuckin' chimney.










then, it turns out everything will be fine.













except i will have lung cancer.

Nothing. Same old shit. Life will suck for some, be awesome for others. Intelligence standards will shrink. People will become fatter, dumber, and care even less about the world in which they live. Atrocities will happen like they have been happening SINCE THE BEGINNING OF FUCKING TIME and no one will intervene on behalf of the sick, brown, poor, or weak.

People like my Dad will buy more guns and people like me will too. Drugs will be the only source of escape for most folks and all art will champion stupidity and play towards an audience. So it will only get worse.

Steve Albini will learn and exclusively use Pro Tools. Electrons all become White Sox after winning a series of drinking contests. Rick Reuben will turn out to be right about everything. Nerblybear marries Diablo Cody but can't get it up because he's crying. Marsupialized holds some kind of public office. Ty Webb cuts his hair. Burun marries Thom Yorke. That Damned Fly is drunk somewhere. IfIHadAHifi signs to Geffen. Lemur remains funny. TommyDski gets his own show on the BBC. Skronk grows hair, sells it to Ty Webb, buys records. Someone kills somebody. Forum posts are used as evidence.

Steve V. wrote:Americans will become fatter, dumber, and care even less about the world in which they live.

fyp.

That Damned Fly is drunk somewhere.

[gasp]it's true!

prophet!


edit: WITCH!

Rick Reuben wrote:what i figured.

yeah, that's what i figured.

20 Years: Someone, namely The MayorofRockNRoll, actually takes the time out to read one of Rick Reuben's pedantic, long-winded posts.

Decides life's too short, again. Ignores him, like always. Infact, I kinda think Reuben's posts may have the same life-span altering dynamic that this toolbox of Bio-weapons he's going on about may have

The MayorofRockNRoll wrote:20 Years: Someone, namely The MayorofRockNRoll, actually takes the time out to read one of Rick Reuben's pedantic, long-winded posts.

Decides life's too short, again. Ignores him, like always. Infact, I kinda think Reuben's posts may have the same life-span altering dynamic that this toolbox of Bio-weapons he's going on about may have

Unlike bird flu, schizophrenia isn't a contagion.

Vintage "Blu-Blockers" sunglasses will become extremely popular among trust-fund hipster kids, causing the proliferation of numerous low-quality knock-offs, and used pairs to sell for upwards of $700 on Ebay.

Jimson weed will be the next major drug epidemic in the US.

A major class-action lawsuit will be filed against Dr. Scholls, when several of the company's lines of replaceable insoles are discovered to be responsible for an outbreak of plantar wart infections.

Japanese engineers will successfully develop a robot capable of achieving a boner whenever it's within proximity of a schoolgirl getting fucked by a giant squid.

The MayorofRockNRoll wrote:20 Years: Someone, namely The MayorofRockNRoll, actually takes the time out to read one of Rick Reuben's pedantic, long-winded posts.

Decides life's too short, again. Ignores him, like always...

It's pretty silly to ignore someone's posts, isn't it? What's the difference between a pleasant, but mundane post, and a cynical, and possibly interesting one?

Colonel Panic wrote:Vintage "Blu-Blockers" sunglasses will become extremely popular among trust-fund hipster kids, causing the proliferation of numerous low-quality knock-offs, and used pairs to sell for upwards of $700 on Ebay.

Jimson weed will be the next major drug epidemic in the US.

I think you're right about both of those.

Remember those ads for blu-blockers? Where that southern rock singer guy went "bllluuuuuueeee bllowckerrrsss!" Blue-Blockers... those are something you don't see anymore!

I predict that technology will evolve to a point where you only need to think about things to make them happen. Psychic though-recognition mp3 players and shit. OR everything is voice-activated. People will get lazier and fatter since they don't need to get up and move around in order to use anything.

More wars. More political prisoners. More famine. More inept politicians. More business as usual.

People will start to develop intestinal problems and massive hearing loss from their "bass bangin', 12's in the trizzunk, rattlin' boom boom cars".