Lonesome Bulldog wrote:

ubercat wrote:I just reread that post NB. You are flat out, a fagot.

FYP

How do you pronounce that, professor?

iembalm wrote:

Lonesome Bulldog wrote:

ubercat wrote:I just reread that post NB. You are flat out, a fagot.

FYP

How do you pronounce that, professor?

I'm not as stupid as I look

You can hear it pronounced HERE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruqy1kW3apY

Nice one.

Lonesome Bulldog wrote:

ubercat wrote:I just reread that post NB. You are flat out, a fagot.

FYP

sorry all

Nerblybear is IMHO the greatest troll on the PRF, surpassing Clocker/Rick even. His posts are awkward and maddening, sure to start conversation and draw criticism and abuse. He mixes vacuous statements in with semi-intelligent substance, just the right blend to provide the perfect foil for the PRF's collective savvy. Plus his character is totally unaware of its own queerness. I find it impossible that he's even 50% serious, ever.

Who the hell are you?

Am I mistaken, or did you not just spend five or six pages lambasting Marsupialized for his supposed insensitivity and for his desire to flout speech codes?:

Sup wrote:and for some reason I'm a bigot Rush Limbaugh who should eat a box of cocks.

Ok.

Nah you just go out of your way to sound like one sometimes, when you're trying to reject someone else's statement and you go overboard. Should that be swept under the carpet just because you're really a cool dude? Now you're being the sensitive one.

Let me make one thing clear. If being a "troll" means deliberately or surreptitiously posting offensive stuff in the hopes of garnering abuse, then you fit that definition way better than I do. You've been on this board for, what? Two weeks? And you're blaming me for posting vacuous statements and "semi-intelligent" bullshit when your own sterling contributions to the board have been "C/NC: Absorbing your own Weenis," calling strangers "fagots (sic)" and wagging your finger in the utmost hypocrisy in that giant racism thread? You've been on here two weeks and you're already being forced by me to eat your own shit:

Lonesome Bulldog wrote:I don't insult people based on their race. I just don't. There are a million other good disses out there, and what your parents and grandparents were isn't what I draw from for ridicule. Maybe it makes sense to others, but not to me, and when I hear it I can bet and win money that the speaker is either willfully or naturally stupid. Ethnic jokes? That's one thing; you have a premise, a story and a punchline, and if it's not totally mean-spirited I'll enjoy it.

Wow. I don't think even the most gutsy gambler would take your proposed bet in regards to yourself now, fuckface. Right after posting that, you come on here and tell a person who's never even interacted with you that he's a "fagot." Way to go, big guy. I hope you feel better. Don't think I'm mad at you, because I'm not. Anger and contempt are two entirely different emotions, and it's impossible to get angry at some dude you have no respect for.

Yeah, let me check my Rolodex for a second -- just as I thought, there are five hours next week that have been left open for instigating and enjoying torrents of abuse from the people in this thread. I know that's just what I love doing with my free time.

You need to go eat a big, hefty suitcase full of cocks right now. Rick Reuben is way more interesting and insightful than you will ever be.

You think I'm a "character"? That I'm only "50% serious"? Well, you're wrong. I may be a douche who deserves abuse, but everything I post here is 100% me. Y'all can gauge for yourselves (and make lame attempts to be funny about it) whether that makes a situation like this even worse than it was already, but there you go.

I know way better than many of you people do how embarrassing and ridiculous some of the shit I've posted has been. Lately I've been trying to change that.

But if you're going to bother lobbing insults, at least make them funny. Take Marsupialized. Guy hates my guts. But I like him. He came onto the thread and was the only one who seemed genuinely interested in rapping about the subject at hand. I don't even mind when he insults me because he's a comic genius. Just look at that "Uncle O. vs. 'Sup" thread.

Lonesome Bulldog, if I were like Horuss (with his "short, woman-beating penis LOL," which was pretty funny on your part even though you have revealed yourself to be a bell-end) I'd probably start a big thread about your name-calling nonsense. But I'm not, so I guess I'll just casually tell you to step right up and buffer my nutsack so that you can see your reflection in it. It'll be pretty post-modern. (By the way, I was 100% serious when I said that. I'm trying, really.)

To the rest of y'all: seriously, I'm not trying to incur your hatred. I really like coming here and reading what people have to say on stuff. Please accept my apology for having acted like a cock on many occasions on this board. Let's make it up. Seriously.

Nerbly, I never thought I'd say it but I am with ya on this.

Some people have their head so far up their own ass it's absolutely amazing.

Marsupialized wrote:
Some people have their head so far up their own ass it's absolutely amazing.

For real.

See, I bring people together!

NerblyBear wrote:To the rest of y'all: seriously, I'm not trying to incur your hatred. I really like coming here and reading what people have to say on stuff. Please accept my apology for having acted like a cock on many occasions on this board. Let's make it up. Seriously.

I think I deserve some credit for this.

Marsupialized wrote:Nerbly, I never thought I'd say it but I am with ya on this.

Awww

An aside:

When Nerbly gets pissed, he gets good and well pissed.

I like that.

Especially when he went and corrected my grammar throughout a post to show I was a bad writer. That was hilarious.

SecondEdition wrote:
Especially when he went and corrected my grammar throughout a post to show I was a bad writer. That was hilarious.

Actually that was the height of lameness. I am ashamed about that entire thread.

I apologize for that bullshit.