Colonel Panic wrote:

Andrew. wrote:

"I was just thinking, that us getting together like this is kinda like one 'a them buddy cop movies, you know?"

"DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE WORDS THAT ARE COMIN' OUTTA MY MOUTH?"

Andrew. wrote:

"You know, down here in Texas where I grew up, we all like to give each other nicknames. It's kinda, whatchacallit, traditionary, you know? Lessee, 'Mahmoud'.... That's a tough one....

"How about 'M-dawg'? Yeah. From now on you'll be M-dawg and you can call me The Shrub."

Andrew. wrote:

Oh yeah, I´ll tell you something
I think you´ll understand
When I say that something
I wanna hold your hand
I wanna hold your hand
I wanna hold your hand

Oh, please, say to me
You´ll let me be your man
and please, say to me

You´ll let me hold your hand
Now let me hold your hand
I wanna hold your hand

And when I touch you i feel happy, inside
It´s such a feeling
That my love
I can't hide
I can't hide
I can't hide

Yeah you, got that something
I think you´ll understand
When I say that something
I wanna hold your hand
I wanna hold your hand
I wanna hold your hand

And when I touch you I feel happy, inside
It´s such a feeling
That my love
I can't hide
I can't hide
I can't hide

Yeah you, got that something
I think you´ll understand
When I feel that something
I wanna hold your hand
I wanna hold your hand
I wanna hold your hand.

sleepkid wrote:

Andrew. wrote:

Oh yeah, I´ll tell you something
I think you´ll understand
When I say that something
I wanna hold your hand
I wanna hold your hand
I wanna hold your hand

Oh, please, say to me
You´ll let me be your man
and please, say to me

You´ll let me hold your hand
Now let me hold your hand
I wanna hold your hand

And when I touch you i feel happy, inside
It´s such a feeling
That my love
I can't hide
I can't hide
I can't hide

Yeah you, got that something
I think you´ll understand
When I say that something
I wanna hold your hand
I wanna hold your hand
I wanna hold your hand

And when I touch you I feel happy, inside
It´s such a feeling
That my love
I can't hide
I can't hide
I can't hide

Yeah you, got that something
I think you´ll understand
When I feel that something
I wanna hold your hand
I wanna hold your hand
I wanna hold your hand.

Second A+ in a 24-hour period. hilarious.

lemur68 wrote:

Colonel Panic wrote:

Andrew. wrote:

"I was just thinking, that us getting together like this is kinda like one 'a them buddy cop movies, you know?"

"DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE WORDS THAT ARE COMIN' OUTTA MY MOUTH?"

Hearing this in a stereotypical Middle Eastern accent, and it kills me

Red Square wrote:

KANEDAAAAA!!!

Mr. Fauntleroy wrote:

The brilliance of cakefarting, Mr. President - and I'm glad that you asked - is that you aren't limited to just farting on cakes. Please, allow Sheila to demonstrate.


-or-


President Bush is caught on camera fulfilling yet another one of his bizarre desires - making shadow puppets on the backsides of volleyball players.

Mr. Fauntleroy wrote:

look, it's a dog eating your tramp stamp...hehehehe...