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I turned the channel as soon as I saw his monkey face.

Ty Webb wrote:I turned the channel as soon as I saw his monkey face.

Been doing that since 2001.

Funny that I still say "turn the channel" when I haven't watched a TV that actually requires turning a knob since I was about 11.

I watched most of the interview and as far as a Bush Q & A sessions go (which ain't far) it was impressive. He made relative sense, articulated, and spoke in multiple sentence answers which leads me to believe the whole thing was rehearsed before hand.

Once I heard that the Women's Beach Volleyball team were on such good terms with him I immediately imagined that they had to come from a privileged background. I mean, I can see not wanting to snub the President when he invites you to the White House and all, but if you think he's a douche you're not going to turn around and invite him to one of your matches, right?

i saw that last night. it was funny. g dub at the olympics is just funny in general. the best part of that interview was the visible baseball cap line on his forehead. he's chillin.

steve wrote:That chick in the white bikini has a very good ass.

That's literally the first time in three days that I've seen the brunet's face. All the media pics are full-on, isle of lesbos, greco-roman ass-slappin'.

steve wrote:That chick in the white bikini has a very good ass.

You're nuts.



Cuba.

= Justin

MF Nightmen wrote:here ya go

lemur68 wrote:Did he ask about the Misty May slappin ass incident?

No.

It really blows my mind that we're at war in two countries and our President has time for this. What decadence, I hate that I had to be born at the tail end of an empire.

This is the same thing that happened to me with the Chicago music scene.

Big John wrote:What is on Bob Costas head is it an comb Over

easily one of the funniest things ever said on these forums