Marsupialized wrote:I am pretty sure a night out eating and drinking in Milwaukee would be pretty much the same as a night out eating and drinking in Chicago, except everything in Milwaukee is way cheeper.

Fixed your post.

Marsupialized wrote:what's in Milwaukee that's not in Chicago?
Beer? We have that.

One, we have different microbrews than you, and many of them are awesome.

Two, if you aren't a beer snob and just want to get drunk, our beer is cheaper.

Also, the company is pretty great. What, we have to drive down to Chicago to hang out with you, but you won't come hang out in Milwaukee? I'm hurt. I feel like i'm putting more into this relationship than you are.

Marsupialized wrote:

DrAwkward wrote:

Marsupialized wrote:I am pretty sure a night out eating and drinking in Milwaukee would be pretty much the same as a night out eating and drinking in Chicago, except there's less choices of places to eat or drink.

Which you are basing on your memories of a broken marriage and a town in which you didn't get to hang out by yourself while being legal age. Silliness!

what's in Milwaukee that's not in Chicago?
Beer? We have that. Pizza? We have that, but better.

Yeah, but I'll tell you what is in Chicago that ain't in Milwaukee: Some of the worst fucking traffic in the country.

I don't know how most of you sorry fuckers deal with that bullshit everyday to get to and from work. Unless you work odd hours that avoid rush hour or you actually live near your job.

I would not be willing to put up with Chicago traffic jam commutes and would therefore rather live in Milwaukee given the choice.

japmn wrote:On the other hand most of the girls were fat, white, blonds but hey, that's .

From what I gather of your post you hung out on mostly the East side, so yeah that is pretty much what you are going to run into there, the farther west you go the more random things get... (also the more dangerous things get)

charliedon'tsurf wrote:Yeah, but I'll tell you what is in Chicago that ain't in Milwaukee: Some of the worst fucking traffic in the country.

Jesus is this the truth.

I'll come out and say this right here, because it's true: we've toured through Los Angeles and New York City, and the traffic in Chicago is by far worse than the traffic in either of those two cities. No friggin' lie.

Especially right now. Two hours to get through Chicago on I-94 West? Two hours? Fucking insanity.

yaledelay wrote:From what I gather of your post you hung out on mostly the East side, so yeah that is pretty much what you are going to run into there, the farther west you go the more random things get... (also the more dangerous things get)

I'm not sure if you mean the crime in Riverwest or the chance of picking up VDs in Riverwest.

DrAwkward wrote:I'm not sure if you mean the crime in Riverwest or the chance of picking up VDs in Riverwest.

I would gather both are true.

yaledelay wrote:

japmn wrote:On the other hand most of the girls were fat, white, blonds but hey, that's .

From what I gather of your post you hung out on mostly the East side, so yeah that is pretty much what you are going to run into there, the farther west you go the more random things get... (also the more dangerous things get)

That's true. The last time I was there I had my bike and just kinda randomly rode around town all night. We went to a bar with a bowling ally in the basement and bras hanging from the ceiling. I don't remember the abnormally large number of abnormally large pale people being so evident.

We did kinda end up in Douchieville. The place we stayed was right on the lake and we tried to limit our expedition to places within walking distance.

DrAwkward wrote:

charliedon'tsurf wrote:Yeah, but I'll tell you what is in Chicago that ain't in Milwaukee: Some of the worst fucking traffic in the country.

Jesus is this the truth.

I'll come out and say this right here, because it's true: we've toured through Los Angeles and New York City, and the traffic in Chicago is by far worse than the traffic in either of those two cities. No friggin' lie.

Especially right now. Two hours to get through Chicago on I-94 West? Two hours? Fucking insanity.

There's always a way around it. You'd have to be a real yabbo to sit in that shit.

DrAwkward wrote:

Marsupialized wrote:what's in Milwaukee that's not in Chicago?
Beer? We have that.

One, we have different microbrews than you, and many of them are awesome.

Two, if you aren't a beer snob and just want to get drunk, our beer is cheaper.

Also, the company is pretty great. What, we have to drive down to Chicago to hang out with you, but you won't come hang out in Milwaukee? I'm hurt. I feel like i'm putting more into this relationship than you are.

Seriously. Itchy brings dates up here. You got no excuse.

Chicagoans! Come on up to Milwaukee! Let's "bro-down" or some such!