IN: Go on gchat so I can tell you how retarded you are.

Out - Landlords have told me to use all the apple tree scrapwood when grilling.

In - LET'S BBQ SOME PIG!!!!!!

Out - WORD!

IN: X Files movie? Got weed?

OUT: X Files is stupid and I have work

Marsupialized wrote:IN: X Files movie? Got weed?

OUT: X Files is stupid and I have work

My friends girlfriend was an assistant to Chris Carter on the making of this movie. David Duchovny hit on her pretty hard, which is cool (fucking weird) in its own right. But Chris Carter send my friend and his girlfriend to his villa in New Mexico for a vacation. My friend got so wasted that he pissed in Chris Carter's bed.

Well done, friend. Well done.

SENT: Hello?
GOT: Yo.

guess i didn't actually answer the question:

got:

No, my friends are having a going away party for me. I leave next monday for Victoria.

recieved:dont do it patience is a virtue grass hopper

sent: shut the fuck up

received: "Im in coach class baby"
sent: "They teach you how to coach on the train? Daaammn"

Rec'd: lincecum liner off knee
Sent: [frowning of a lifetime]

sent: ok*
received: i'm bored at work, someone come visit me!

* only the second text I've ever sent.