lemur68 wrote:

Dr. Geek wrote:Somebody failed to grasp the concept of urinating in a urinal. It is not for depositing your stools.

Some mongoloid at work put a paper towel in the urinal today. It prevents it from flushing, and you couldn't fish it out because it was in pee.

1. turn off water to urinal.
2. put garbage bag over urinal
3. wait for towel to dry
4. squirt lighter fluid on towel
5. ignite.

you're welcome

Ben

benadrian wrote:

lemur68 wrote:

Dr. Geek wrote:Somebody failed to grasp the concept of urinating in a urinal. It is not for depositing your stools.

Some mongoloid at work put a paper towel in the urinal today. It prevents it from flushing, and you couldn't fish it out because it was in pee.

1. turn off water to urinal.
2. put garbage bag over urinal
3. wait for towel to dry
4. squirt lighter fluid on towel
5. ignite.

you're welcome

Ben

I think I'll hold off on that til my last day.

Maurice wrote:Apparently, PayPal doesn't document essential parts of their recurring payments API. And they don't know or care whether a given merchant account supports recurring payments, either...even after looking at the account themselves. Perhaps they're too busy disintegrating.

That was an interesting little story.

I'm not a big fan of Paypal. Ever tried to work in their "sandbox"?

CRAP!! (And that's when it's working!)

Pure L wrote:

Maurice wrote:Apparently, PayPal doesn't document essential parts of their recurring payments API. And they don't know or care whether a given merchant account supports recurring payments, either...even after looking at the account themselves. Perhaps they're too busy disintegrating.

That was an interesting little story.

I'm not a big fan of Paypal. Ever tried to work in their "sandbox"?

Yep. What I've been doing with recurring payments requires the beta sandbox, and it took them months to get it to work correctly in creating recurring profiles.

Pure L wrote:CRAP!! (And that's when it's working!)

Indeed. Two days and counting, and still no response from PP.

Good news- I just killed about two trillion ants that had found a crack in the foundation of my house.

Not so good news - I think I have poisoned myself with malathion in the process.

I advise against the 4:1 mixture, or at least wear a respirator while spraying.

With no respirator, shorts, tank top and bare feet, 1:4 may have been the ticket.

Not a good thing, nope.

Nina wrote:I prefer a pyrethrum job to a fluoride.


With the pyrethrum...


you kill the roaches right there
in front of God and the client...


whereas this starch and fluoride-


leave it around,
the roaches eat it...


come back a few days later,
they're running around fat as hogs.

Say Nina...
do you think you could rub
some of this powder on my lips?

Lonesome Bulldog wrote:

Nina wrote:I prefer a pyrethrum job to a fluoride.


With the pyrethrum...


you kill the roaches right there
in front of God and the client...


whereas this starch and fluoride-


leave it around,
the roaches eat it...


come back a few days later,
they're running around fat as hogs.

Say Nina...
do you think you could rub
some of this powder on my lips?

Mugwumps!

Steve V. wrote:Whoa. Weird thing for someone to email you about.

I'm now scared of women. Especially the sweet ones.

I played standing up today!

That hasn't happened in like, I dunno, EVER.

That's because prior to today, I couldn't (inner ear crap.) But apparently now, I can. Or at least, I could for an hour and a half.

I wonder if I made rock face.

I also saw the Melvins, they made me happy. Dressing like the Captain (he of Captain and Tennille) is the new trend for '08 - '09. You heard it here first.

burun wrote:I played standing up today!

That hasn't happened in like, I dunno, EVER.

So cool!

It's the power of the Kitty.

burun wrote:I wonder if I made rock face.

Have you been known in the past to make rock face? Someone must capture a picture of this!

burun wrote:I also saw the Melvins, they made me happy. Dressing like the Captain (he of Captain and Tennille) is the new trend for '08 - '09. You heard it here first.

Ha!
Did they have the new box set for sale yet by any chance? I am excited about that.

Congrats on what sounds like a good day, burun.