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The Michael Phelps Diet

31 by ssakmule_Archive
thyklopth wrote:
ssakmule wrote:
Marsupialized wrote:The waitress comes and he says 'I'll have the cheeseburger and a coke....the lady will be having.....let's see here.....ok, she'll be having 4 roasted chickens, 12 chili cheese dogs with everything, 6 steak sandwiches, 7 orders of fries....is there any way you can actually drizzle chocolate syrup and melted nacho cheese onto the fries? Also, 3 birthday cakes and an entire strawberry cheesecake for desert. Oh, and a diet coke'


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:shock: :cry: :x :smt011 :smt067


Mean spirited, I know, but since I do not know anyone personally, all I see is what Marsup had written & I found it hilarious.
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The Michael Phelps Diet

32 by Marsupialized_Archive
ssakmule wrote:
thyklopth wrote:
ssakmule wrote:
Marsupialized wrote:The waitress comes and he says 'I'll have the cheeseburger and a coke....the lady will be having.....let's see here.....ok, she'll be having 4 roasted chickens, 12 chili cheese dogs with everything, 6 steak sandwiches, 7 orders of fries....is there any way you can actually drizzle chocolate syrup and melted nacho cheese onto the fries? Also, 3 birthday cakes and an entire strawberry cheesecake for desert. Oh, and a diet coke'


:smt044 :smt044 :smt044 :smt044 :smt044



:shock: :cry: :x :smt011 :smt067


Mean spirited, I know, but since I do not know anyone personally, all I see is what Marsup had written & I found it hilarious.


So there really was a market for his DVD
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The Michael Phelps Diet

34 by geiginni_Archive
kenoki wrote:
Ty Webb wrote:The guy burns 4000 calories in one workout.


Dude, I came here just to mention that. FOUR THOUSAND CALORIES a workout! I'm lucky if I burn 40. Jeezus.


Yeah, that is crazy. I bike to and from work each day, about 7.8 miles each way, in 26-30 minutes, with sustained speeds of 20-25 MPH. By that measure I burn about 800 calories typically biking each day. If I've got a decent headwind going, it could be as high as 1100 calories.

To burn 4000 calories I'd have to bike for up to FIVE HOURS like that!

And that's just ONE workout?!!

Christ on a crutch!
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The Michael Phelps Diet

35 by TRIFECTA_Archive
He does two work outs a day. thats 8000 calories
His body needs at least 2500 minimum to sustain himself.
That leaves 1500 in question.

The odd thing is, himself and his trainers are still worried he wont be able to keep his weight up.

This guy is fucking wild!
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The Michael Phelps Diet

37 by Get dog costumes_Archive
Ty Webb wrote:
busbus wrote: An aside, barbecue joints should be open for breakfast.


Hear, hear!

Let's start a petition or something. I'm calling my congressman!

Now don't you wish you had David Price or Bob Etheridge working for you, instead of Vito Fossella or Anthony Weiner or whomever you've got. Guys with names like "Vito Fossella" are not going to help you get your pulled pork sandwich.
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