Slint classic turns into kids' book?

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Slint classic turns into kids book?

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Slint classic turns into kids book?

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Timmy and the magical 40 dollar hoodie

The story revolves around a young boy, born without genitals but with a heart of gold. He learns the true meaning of friendship when he happens upon a discarded 40 dollar hoodie bearing the logo from a boring overrated has-been 90's indie rock band. After a brutal beating from neighborhood bullies one evening, the hoodie reveals itself to Timmy to be alive and able to grant wishes to it's owner.
'I can totally see why it'd be 40 bucks now' Timmy was heard to remark as he flew through the air in his new supersonic chocolate biplane that shoots dog turds at bullies.