Marsupialized wrote:I will wait to see what the autopsy results are

Should be real easy to get in there. No need for the bonesaw, just unzip it from the back.

That 'corpse' looks pathetic. Like a gorilla costume with some sausages on top.

If I'm eating my words in a month's time... it still looks like a throbbingly massive fake right now.

I don't believe in Bigfoot, the Loch Ness Monster, or any of the other monster cryptids. I find things like this utterly fascinating, but I don't believe they are real.

In the deep ocean, it would seem less unlikely that some bizarre, huge, prehistoric holdouts might still quietly exist. On landmasses occupied by humans for at least a thousand years - nah.

johnnyshape wrote:In the deep ocean, it would seem less unlikely that some bizarre, huge, prehistoric holdouts might still quietly exist.

Like this?

If it is real, whomever killed it should be fucking shot.

Also present were Matthew Whitton and Rick Dyer, the two who say they discovered the Bigfoot corpse while hiking in the woods of northern Georgia. They also are co-owners of a company that offers Bigfoot merchandise.

Come on, people.

tommydski wrote:

Also present were Matthew Whitton and Rick Dyer, the two who say they discovered the Bigfoot corpse while hiking in the woods of northern Georgia. They also are co-owners of a company that offers Bigfoot merchandise.

Come on, people.

Well who else would be out looking for it?

Lonesome Bulldog wrote:If it is real, whomever killed it should be fucking shot.

What if it was another Bigfoot that killed it? I heard that they found it dead in the woods.

Maybe it committed suicide

Marsupialized wrote:Maybe it committed suicide

All options will be explored on this week's episode of "Law & Order: YETI."

I'd say that son of a bitch had it coming.



He's been pulling this kitten eating act for too long. Someone finally had enough and popped him. Can't say I blame them.