5003
by Nina_Archive
This asshole sitting on my sofa for no other reason than to bother me with his mere presence. This is our conversation over the past few minutes....
"Who the fuck are you typing to?"
"Fuck off." I responded.
"you fuck off."
"shut the fuck up, owen."
"you shut the fuck up."
"get the fuck out, owen."
"you get the fuck out."
"shut the fuck up, owen."
"you shut the fuck up, bitch."
"fuck you, owen."
"you are such a bitch."
"I know, owen."
"fuck you, bitch."
"fuck off, owen."
"cunt."
"I hate you, owen."
"you hate me?"
"yup, I do."
"fuck you, bitch."
"no."
At least it's not Coldplay.
Animals are something invented by plants to move seeds around. An extremely yang solution to a peculiar problem which they faced. T. Mckenna