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21Actually I was with him up until he implied Slayer was involved.
tocharian wrote:Cheese fries vs nonexistence. Duh.
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22Huh. I never thought you'd be into Fortean thinking, Rick.
Dr. McNinja wrote:I just surfed a robo dracula from the Moon, so all y'alls can just take it.
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23Are you fucking serious?Rick Reuben wrote:Scene from 1993 film Super Mario Bros.:
I took a shit on 9/11 that looked like the towers falling, but I didn't photograph it.
If you want, I can recreate it for you to post on prisonrape.org or whatever that site is where you converse with the other loonies.
Rift Canyon Dreamspwalshj wrote:I have offered you sausage.
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24I didn't know you were into screamoRick Reuben wrote:cognitive dissonance
Rift Canyon Dreamspwalshj wrote:I have offered you sausage.
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25Gramsci wrote:
The key problem with that whole... thing, is that it treats the Bible as a serious historical text, it is not. It is mish-mash of fifth hand myths and literature, like Homer. So pinning "prophecy" to a work of myths and fictions is a little pointless...
Why people can't see the wonder and beauty of the world as it really is without all this psycho-babble and men in black horseshit never ceases to amaze.
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring."
Carl Sagan
I'm with Carl.
While you've taken Carl Sagan slightly out of context, nevertheless I do agree with you, Gramsci, that it is better NOT seek religious explanation for causality first. It's really easy to get into some sort of gappy-God frame of mind.
Avoid it at all cost.
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27This post CANNOT go from Carl Sagon into a douche-off between Bob and McGarvey. I refuse your reality and substitute my own.
God fucked an alien:
and the templars hid the secret golden jesus juice from the bible under the sphinx and Carl Sagon is living on an island with Jim Morrison and Neo where they fuck with Elvis and the girls from Cheerleaders Beach Party
God fucked an alien:
and the templars hid the secret golden jesus juice from the bible under the sphinx and Carl Sagon is living on an island with Jim Morrison and Neo where they fuck with Elvis and the girls from Cheerleaders Beach Party
Lonesome Bulldog wrote:Oh I neglected to mention that my penis has barbs, like a cat.
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28wasn't there some cavemen vs. astronauts thread? this title reminds me of it.
ben wrote:I tend to get a little cynical in social situations where I see large groups of people enjoying themselves.
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29SchmutZ wrote:Did Neanderthal tryst help human brains?
While this article does not prove my (unoriginal) theory, I think that modern day humans are descended from ancient astronauts that colonized the earth.
I think they came looking for minerals and gold. Being Astronauts and not Miners, they created a new race, splicing their alien DNA with Earth's original inhabitants, to do all the work. Ancient Egyptian and Sumerian texts are full of references to Gods being punished for screwing "the help". And it is a long and lonely journey from planet X to Earth. Maybe God was an ape fucker.
Furthermore, there are ancient references to all kinds of amazing technology. the Indians (of India, folks) have texts 1000's of years old describing flying machines called "Vimanas". There are even flight manuals. Check this out.
And why has gold historically been so precious? It was only within the last few centuries that we have (re?)discovered Au's scientific benefits, like its extremely high conductivity for example. Is it possible that we just forgot why it was so valuable, or that we just could not comprehend?
first link doesn't work for me.
