Speedie wrote:If i DONT FIND OUT HOW THIS TURNS OUT, i SWEAR TO GOD...

Dindon Swanson wrote:Come on Charlie, what's happening!

Easy, there. I only just woke up a few minutes ago and started my laundry. I won't be getting out for a little while and I don't know when I'll see her again.

Honestly, guys just need to be themselves. If the girl isn't lame and is compatible with a guy, she'll be charmed by him or at least take a passing interest in him and then be charmed upon further investigation. If she isn't enraptured and walks away, you've sorted the wheat from the chaff and saved yourself the hassle of pursuing something based upon faked component and put-ons.

Stop putting so much thought into these ventures, dudes of the PRF. Go forth and conquer with your nerdiness and awkwardness in unabashed display, because the girls that will chose you will actually love you for it rather than you having to hide it from them.

Nina wrote::smt039

She'll totally bust you if you do that.

Charlie D wrote:I'm never going to live this thread down, now am I?

NOPE.

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You could tell her the nun and the blind man joke.











Nuns taking a bath and there is a knock at the door.

Nun says, " Who is it"

It's the blind man, comes the answer

Nun says, " Come in"

He walks in the room and says,

"Nice tits, where do you want me to hang the blinds."


Edit. -Morbid does not = fun. SEE GOTH, Juggalos and Jailtime

That typo just gave it a slightly morbid turn.

write her a note that says "You are very pretty, and I like your style. Would you like to have lunch?" or dinner or whatever would make sense based on what time you see her and stuff. write it in braille

walk up and say "excuse me miss, I was wondering if you could help me with something, can you read braille?" if she says yes, hand her the note.

if she says no, say "fucking illiterate" and walk away.




seriously though, just talk to her all normal-like.

If you don't hurry up, she might end up under a bus or something.

How much ice are we talking? Drop her from the second or third story onto it I guess. Probably easier if you have good aim and she isn't putting up too much of a fight.

Mandroid2.0 wrote:Honestly, guys just need to be themselves. If the girl isn't lame and is compatible with a guy, she'll be charmed by him or at least take a passing interest in him and then be charmed upon further investigation. If she isn't enraptured and walks away, you've sorted the wheat from the chaff and saved yourself the hassle of pursuing something based upon faked component and put-ons.

Stop putting so much thought into these ventures, dudes of the PRF. Go forth and conquer with your nerdiness and awkwardness in unabashed display, because the girls that will chose you will actually love you for it rather than you having to hide it from them.

Yea, really. Just go up and fuck her. Well, you know, ask first.

Wait, is there a dog involved?

This thread has been Colonel Panicked by like five people. It's not that good of a joke to be made that many times.