.....and I answered it. They were going up and down the block to let us know that our cars had been egged. I appreciated it. I didn't enjoy having to heat up water to wash my car in the middle of the night, but it was better than paying out my deductible for a new paint job on the car I bought in April.

Most people would be happy to receive bacon and eggs in the morning.

Shazam.

tommydski wrote:Most people would be happy to receive bacon and eggs in the morning.

well played.

You should sue the police department for causing you psychological trauma by waking you up like that

Some little bastards tried to egg my car the other week. I guess I couldn't get too mad, I've thrown some eggs in my day. However, I did circle around to see if we could a get a few shots at them with some spare canned beverages. No luck.

timpickens wrote:However, I did circle around to see if we could a get a few shots at them with some spare canned beverages. No luck.

You wanted to throw unopened cans of carbonated beverages at children?

I like the cut of your jib.

ubercat wrote:

timpickens wrote:However, I did circle around to see if we could a get a few shots at them with some spare canned beverages. No luck.

You wanted to throw unopened cans of carbonated beverages at children?

I like the cut of your jib.

Hehehe. I remember back in the day when we egged cars, many times the older meatheadded sirs would turn their cars around and try and chase us down, undoubtedly to beat us into pulp. Luckily, we'd usually get away clean like these kids.

I seriously doubt my friend or I could have even gotten to a close enough range to really hurt anyone... or even have the ability to get a decent throw from my car. I was shaking the cans in hopes of the detonating a Coca-Cola grenade on the pavement and perhaps soggying their shoes a little. More than likely, we'd have gotten ourselves pelted with eggs before that could've been a possibility... but I liked the idea of playing along rather than getting out of the car and acting like macho assholes.

ubercat wrote:

timpickens wrote:However, I did circle around to see if we could a get a few shots at them with some spare canned beverages. No luck.

You wanted to throw unopened cans of carbonated beverages at children?

I like the cut of your jib.

A dude I went to grade school with died like this.
Someone threw a can of sprite off a metra train that was speeding by and it hit him in the head and killed him.

Marsupialized wrote:

ubercat wrote:

timpickens wrote:However, I did circle around to see if we could a get a few shots at them with some spare canned beverages. No luck.

You wanted to throw unopened cans of carbonated beverages at children?

I like the cut of your jib.

A dude I went to grade school with died like this.
Someone threw a can of sprite off a metra train that was speeding by and it hit him in the head and killed him.

That's Not Funny; My Brother Died That Way