What straight man here hasn't had sex with an imaginary woman? Shit.

I've gone way beyond just banging this or that cartoon chick. Now I just get out the whole box of Crayola and FUCK FUCK FUCK

Lonesome Bulldog wrote:What straight man here hasn't had sex with an imaginary woman? Shit.

I've gone way beyond just banging this or that cartoon chick. Now I just get out the whole box of Crayola and FUCK FUCK FUCK

I laughed.

If someone who looked vaguely like Erin Esurance was walking around in real life, I'd take a third look. (I have been known to sometimes enjoy pink hair on girls. Definitely not all the time.)

however, Erin Esurance is just a goddamn cartoon.

Would.

BadComrade wrote:This is what the woman who does her voice looks like:

Would also.

BadComrade wrote:This is what the woman who does her voice looks like:

"Would you?: Mow M'lady"

Fucking hell... who are these dorks that draw pornographic "fan art" of a fucking cartoon commercial for an insurance company?

Feelin' pretty good about my life right about now...

EXACTLY.

I felt sort of creepy for even thinking a cartoon character is hot, but at least i'm not acting out bondage fantasies with them or posting them on the internet, for fucksake.

Possibly. Something tells me her hair tastes like bubblegum.

I've always had a thing for Jane though...




I'd do her in a second. It couldn't take much longer than that.

timpickens wrote:I've always had a thing for Jane though...

Would. And Daria, too.

Octopus Alaska wrote:in so many ways... maybe she'd bring along some of her other cartoon friends, like Betty Rubble, or Jasmine

This is really fucked up.

Linda Cardellini is a way hotter imagining than the Thelma cartoon character probably deserves, though. That said, I'd still have sex with both of them.

Heh. It is sad that this thread has devolved into "Would you- Fuck a cartoon character?" (Even if the universal answer from most of the males on this board [me included] is an emphatic "Yes.")

As long as we're steering clear of like, Lola from Space Jam and the females from the animated Sonic the Hedgehog cartoon, I think we're still sane.

An exactly-proportioned and colored RealDoll of Erin Esurance or Velma would be absolutely freaky and ten different kinds of weird.