So yesterday I was in a Dick's Sporting Goods store and, as I was checking out, the cashier started up with some retarded small talk about the energy drink I was buying, so I looked up from my wallet to respond to him and I noticed his name was "Shazam." I almost lost it. I had to send a text message to my friend, who was standing right behind me, to make sure he saw it too.

Anyone else see some funny names recently?

Theretha

Good speech impediment name.

Hammondon.

I think it's a Stevie Ray Vaughn song or something.

There is a dude I have to talk to on the phone fairly regularly for my job called Richard Move.

I've always been a fan of the name Joey Buttafuoco, for obvious reasons.

Someone PLEASE tell me there is a person out there with the name Bobby Knobby.

One of my puppies just ate some glue. Fuck..

The moment you decided to purchase an "energy drink", you had waived your right to make fun of anyone.




Energy drink.

Dr. Venkman wrote:Energy drink.

Would not see... but would not leave if already there..

When I was younger, I was friends with a kid named Craig Bush. His grandfather's name? You guessed it: Harry.

At a hospital that I used to work at, someone named their child "Latrina". I used to deal with this gal whose name is Candy Cox. There was a set of twins when I was a kid with the names Duce and Diz.