j_harvey wrote:

BadComrade wrote:"The lead pipe."

Remember when the lead pipe was made out of bendy metal and the rope was actual rope (or string)? Then at some point they became plastic, or at least the rope did.

The rope became plastic. Everything else stayed metal.

Well, I've still got my old set of Clue. I don't need to play this newfangled crap version. I just despair for the latest generation introduced to this mind-numbingly lame bullshit, thinking that this is Clue when it's nothing but a watered-down, hep version of said game.

Is crazy to mess with a classic board game.

"Hey, here's the new Scrabble! We've taken out T's and E's. It's fresh!"

"Hey, here's the new Monopoly! You can't buy streets anymore, because the Zionist Elite Aliens own them. And you. It's fresh!"

These Hasbro guys are idiots.

On the bright side, if you've got an old version of the game, it may be considered collectible one day.

it was jacob green, in the yoga room, with the pilates ball.

my only problem with all of this is that there are no black men named jacob.

H-GM wrote:As long as they're not offering abortions in the new version of The Game of Life I'm down.

I had an idea two years ago, even drew up a few plans, for the game of Real Life. You play and nothing good ever happens to you. I have to score a meeting with a board game producer company place thing and try to get it made. I remember me and all my friends thinking it was the best idea ever.

Oh, and the Clue re-writes? Suck my dick.

With these hip new updates to the game kids across the nation will be throwing their PS3's, PSP's, Wii's etc in the trash. Quitting their crappy antiquated team sports like baseball and basketball and soccer that have barely changed in decades. Every boy and girl will be part of the NEW craze: CLUE! The stores won't even be able to keep this board ga.. er.. tabloid mystery adventure in stock.

BadComrade wrote:"The lead pipe, revolver and wrench are no longer part of the game."

What, no Tec 9? If your game doesn't have a blowback-operated, semi-automatic 9x19mm Parabellum caliber firearm, then your game is crap.

They have, however, been replaced by a buck knife, a twelve gauge, a(nother) lead pipe and a saw blade

enframed wrote:my only problem with all of this is that there are no black men named jacob.

isn't there a Jacob Marley?

as long as they don't try and remake the movie version of Clue, then I don't really care.

re-writing history, etc. one little detail at a time.

crap. no waffles.

Steve V. wrote:I had an idea two years ago, even drew up a few plans, for the game of Real Life. You play and nothing good ever happens to you.

Operation: Face Lift

Just keep bouncing them off of me.