Marsupialized wrote:

yaledelay wrote:have you looked for a body? Like under the floor board or something...

D-Zone lived here before me, so I assume there's all kinds of fucked up shit I don;t wanna know about going on here

Have you searched for a chicken bomb?

Mark Hansen wrote:Fleas?

They aren't fleas, but the cats do itch. We have had to take them to the vet like 3 times.
The vet says it's not mites, it's some kind of fungus or something but I think it's mites since the fungus medicine dosen't work.

I know some of this is to be expected ina basement apartment and I can deal with all of it but these gnats are pissing me off.

I have covered up the drains but it dosen't seem to help. I leave the windows shut and theya er still there.

They are like the gnats that appear if you leave some fruit out too long, those little black fuckers.

have you tried yelling at them?

hopelesshomo wrote:have you tried yelling at them?

I take an indirect approach and beat my wife for no reason in front of them just so they see that I am a cold hearted motherfucker and I mean business.

Marsupialized wrote:They are like the gnats that appear if you leave some fruit out too long, those little black fuckers.

sounds to me like there is food out somewhere, maybe something rolled under the fridge or way back in a cabinet or something.

check out the baseboard to see if any pieces have shrimp hidden behind them.

yaledelay wrote:

Marsupialized wrote:They are like the gnats that appear if you leave some fruit out too long, those little black fuckers.

sounds to me like there is food out somewhere, maybe something rolled under the fridge or way back in a cabinet or something.

That cat does have a habit of stealing food when you turn around.
Maybe he has a hiding place where he leaves all the little bits of stuff he ganks off our plates.

Introduce meat bees into your garden apartment ecosystem.

They are their natural predator.

jayryan wrote:check out the baseboard to see if any pieces have shrimp hidden behind them.

yayyyyyyyy!

those are fruit flies and it means you are dirty.

if you have a garbage disposal, put two lemons down and gobble them up. remove any food on counters. put out small bowls of vinegar daily, which they will be drawn to and it will kill them.

be vigilant. wash your ass.

You just gave me an idea.

I can get a frog or lizard that will eat these fuckers.