itchy mcgoo wrote:

jayryan wrote:check out the baseboard to see if any pieces have shrimp hidden behind them.

yayyyyyyyy!

those are fruit flies and it means you are dirty.

if you have a garbage disposal, put two lemons down and gobble them up. remove any food on counters. put out small bowls of vinegar daily, which they will be drawn to and it will kill them.

be vigilant. wash your ass.

Anyone who's been here can tell you my place is not dirty, if there's food somewhere it's because that lunatic fucking cat has hoarded it in some crevice somewhere.

But I will try the vinegar thing. Thank you, yes.

Try pouring bleach down all your drains.

The hairy centipedes always showed up en masse when it's warm, never had a gnat problem though.

Strangely though, I did have a gnat floating around in my place for a few hours yesterday.

The Code is Almighty wrote:The hairy centipedes always showed up en masse when it's warm, never had a gnat problem though.

Strangely though, I did have a gnat floating around in my place for a few hours yesterday.

My god. It's the red cup.

That red cup has been the bane of my existence for weeks now.

Punch them in the face

The Code is Almighty wrote:The hairy centipedes always showed up en masse when it's warm, never had a gnat problem though.

These things totally weird me out. So freaky. Fast fuckers, too. Good fun to pick them off by snapping rubber bands at 'em.

TRIFECTA wrote:Punch them in the face

Dude, seriously. Go outside, take a walk.

H-GM wrote:

The Code is Almighty wrote:The hairy centipedes always showed up en masse when it's warm, never had a gnat problem though.

These things totally weird me out. So freaky. Fast fuckers, too. Good fun to pick them off by snapping rubber bands at 'em.

The bengal cat LOVES when one appears, he never looks happier than when he's running around stalking one down. He'll knock everything in the house over, I hear shit just falling and crashing everywhere. I walk in and he's making his final leap up to grab it. He tears them apart and eats every piece.

Peep this:



After a nuptial dance, the male leaves a spermatophore containing semen on the floor (or in a small web woven by other centipedes). The female introduces it into her genital parts as she passes by. Each egg is then deposited on the floor.

Ew.

just thank god you don't have MEXICANS in your apartment.
those things are impossible to get rid of.