Flaneur wrote:Soup, you and your lady really need to rent Bug. It will give you all the answers you seek.

I like this movie.

H-GM wrote:

Flaneur wrote:Soup, you and your lady really need to rent Bug. It will give you all the answers you seek.

I like this movie.

My dad keeps insisting I watch this movie

Marsupialized wrote:

Kayte wrote:I thought it was pretty cool.

FUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKK you people are so twisted

watching or thinking about that video makes me want to lay down on some train tracks.

You've never stood stoned in the woods and watched millions of maggots decompose a deer or raccoon?
I recommend it.

I've heard getting clean from meth (not the withdrawal process itself but actual recovery) helps make those nasty little bugs disappear. But meth addicts usually have issues like anger management and disorganized thinking. So obviously this is not your dilemma.

Just dunno, bro. But keep up your spirits and hope that a Kafkaesque nightmare realm in which YOU are posting here feebly in the form of an insect does not envelope your world. Or mayhap it already has...better change you screen name to "GregorSamsaialized" just in case.

Marsupialized wrote:Read a few posts above this one, me and Panic just said what it is

I saw it once I had posted the message.

0K CYB0RG wrote:meth addicts usually have issues like anger management and disorganized thinking. So obviously this is not your dilemma

Obviously

i itch so much

My wife is an entomologist (aka bug scientist), and after giving her the summary of your situation (minus tales of drug abuse, snuff videos and other digressions) she agrees that you have drain flies. Her suggestion: get a mess of bleach and pour it down the drains. A good bleaching should last you a few weeks, but if more show up, do it again. She is of the opinion that vinegar and lemon juice won't gut it with these things -- don't fuck around, go for the ugly chemical stuff. Oh, if you can pop for a dehumidifier, that's not a bad idea for keeping away the bugs. And stay off the meth, goddammit!

Mark Lansing wrote:My wife is an entomologist (aka bug scientist)

Dude that's a solid pick up line

Tell her thanks, I will eradicate their entire little drain village. Scorched Earth policy. The drain flies will be writing about this horrible chapter in their history for many years to come.

Colonel Panic wrote:I don't think it's his brain, I believe it's a large skin sore on the side of his head.

I've heard that in some countries they use maggots in medicine, to have them eat infected tissue out of a wound or lesion.

I believe they've done that in some hospitals in the U.S.

They also use leaches to keep the blood flowing on reattached fingers.

Here's proof:

http://www.livescience.com/health/050419_maggots.html

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news ... ine_2.html

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/5319129/