jimmy spako wrote:

TRIFECTA wrote:who knows. wanna beer?

no.






SHOW ME THE DONG!!!

I did not offer you one. Too much whiskey makes it not operate. Sorry to hinder your chaffing

TRIFECTA wrote:

jimmy spako wrote:

TRIFECTA wrote:who knows. wanna beer?

no.






SHOW ME THE DONG!!!

I did not offer you one. Too much whiskey makes it not operate. Sorry to hinder your chaffing

take heart, you are merely hindering my laffing.

Stop wasting my time
You know what I want
You know what I need
Or maybe you don't

Do I have to come right flat out and tell you everything?
Gimme some dong, gimme some dong

I'm nobody's fool
I'm nobody's clown
I'm treating you cool
I'm putting you down

But baby I don't intend to leave empty handed
Gimme some dong, gimme some dong
Oh yeah! Go Nigel, Go!

Gimme some dong, gimme some dong
Gimme some dong, gimme some dong

Don't get me wrong (Gimme some dong, gimme some dong)
Try getting me right (Gimme some dong, gimme some dong)
Your face is OK
But your purse is too tight (Gimme some dong, gimme some dong)
I'm looking for pound notes, loose change, bad checks, anything
Gimme some dong, gimme some dong

Gimme some dong, gimme some dong
Gimme some dong, gimme some dong
Gimme some dong, gimme some dong
Gimme some dong, gimme some dong
Gimme some dong, gimme some dong

and I guess calling the money shot the dong shot wouldn't have quite the same hilarious effect, would it?

The MayorofRockNRoll wrote:and I guess calling the money shot the dong shot wouldn't have quite the same hilarious effect, would it?

you're right on the dong here.

Peripatetic wrote:That would be an expensive trip; what with the weak dong and all.

Okay, I'm still laughing at this, like, five minutes later.

You know, as a Jew, I get really tired of anti-Semites assuming that I'm stingy with dong, or that my ancestors were all dong-changers or dong-lenders.

I never want this thread to end! Thank you, Gary Glitter.

i'll bet you dongs to donuts that this thread is far, far from over.

jimmy spako wrote:i'll bet you dongs to donuts that this thread is far, far from over.

dongs in donuts?

that damned fly wrote:

jimmy spako wrote:i'll bet you dongs to donuts that this thread is far, far from over.

dongs in donuts?

for my dong, there's nothing like a fresh donut (or two) upon waking.

jimmy spako wrote:i'll bet you dongs to donuts that this thread is far, far from over.

But would you bet your bottom dong?