I'm rather enjoying reading the news every few hours. Looking at him try to wriggle his way out of returning to the UK. He has just been sent back from Hong Kong as they obviously don't think he's the leader of the gang.
He also recovered from that "heart attack" pretty quickly which stopped him from getting on the plane to the UK after release.

I think they need that stuff they used to give to Mr T to get him on the plane in every few episodes.

I eagerly await his return to the UK. I mean hopefully he does and doesn't find some sympathetic country that will have him. I can't see that being the case though. Although this world always surprises me..

blinduncledallas wrote:I think they need that stuff they used to give to Mr T to get him on the plane in every few episodes.

Child pornography?

That ain't workin, that's the way you work it
Get your dong for nothing and your chicks for free.

Cranius wrote:

blinduncledallas wrote:I think they need that stuff they used to give to Mr T to get him on the plane in every few episodes.

Child pornography?

I can't recall the episode where they gave Mr T some child pornography to get on a plane. Which season was that?

Anyway, can't really jest about this horrible man. I just hope he can be contained somehow in the UK. It's too easy for men like him to take advantage of people in poor Asian countries.

Josef K wrote:"Dirty dong I need you, Dirty dong I want you oh oh oh"

Ha! Dong talks!

Rimbaud III wrote:

Josef K wrote:"Dirty dong I need you, Dirty dong I want you oh oh oh"

Ha! Dong talks!

Dong doesn't talk, it swears.

Come on, come on
Love me for the dong
Come on, come on
Listen to the dong talk

DefinitelyNOTtheSWEDE wrote:

Rimbaud III wrote:

Josef K wrote:"Dirty dong I need you, Dirty dong I want you oh oh oh"

Ha! Dong talks!

Dong doesn't talk, it swears.

I swear by counterfeit dong.

I just listened to 'Do You Wanna Touch?'

So good.

Rimbaud III wrote:

DefinitelyNOTtheSWEDE wrote:

Rimbaud III wrote:

Josef K wrote:"Dirty dong I need you, Dirty dong I want you oh oh oh"

Ha! Dong talks!

Dong doesn't talk, it swears.

I swear by counterfeit dong.

A fool and his dong are easily parted.