smooth.Charlie D wrote:Alright, here's what happened ten minutes ago.
I hung out at her bus stop for about twenty minutes until I saw her and her friend coming, and I got up and started walking like it weren't no thing. I cross the street and say, "Hi," to which I get a mumbled, "H-". OK, I'll keep walking.
I get about ten paces by and I figure, "Fuck it," and walk back.
"Excuse me," I said.
"Yeah?" she asked.
"Who's that?" her friend wants to know.
"The guy who just said 'Hi' to us."
"Well, what's he want?"
"Well," I said, " I was just wondering if she, well, you [turning my attention to her] would like to maybe grab a cup of coffee."
She says, "Are you serious?"
"Yeah," I said, trying to keep from letting my sudden mortification shine through, "I live about two blocks down there and there's a Starbucks at the other end of the block and I've seen you around before and I was just wondering if maybe you were free to grab a cup of coffee."
"Well," she says, "we have apartment inspection today, that's why we got out of class early."
"Could I ask you some other time?"
"Yeah."
"Cool, when are you going to be around next?"
"I'll be around tomorrow."
"OK, so I'll talk to you tomorrow then."
"OK."
There. There you go. There's the update.
How would you would break the ice with a blind woman?
93You really stepped up to the plate there, dude. Good job!
run joe run wrote:Kerble your enthusiasm.
How would you would break the ice with a blind woman?
96warmowski wrote:http://sirs-chicago.com/audio/tts1.mp3
That busted me up. How much time did you put into that?
How would you would break the ice with a blind woman?
97Tomorrow go up and ask her if she wants to get some tea. Make no mention of the day before and deny that you've ever seen her before.
How would you would break the ice with a blind woman?
98Charlie D wrote:warmowski wrote:http://sirs-chicago.com/audio/tts1.mp3
That busted me up. How much time did you put into that?
I wasn't bing a dick, either. Voice synths can be a bitch to get just right.
How would you would break the ice with a blind woman?
99Congrats, sir!
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How would you would break the ice with a blind woman?
100Charlie D wrote:Alright, here's what happened ten minutes ago.
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There. There you go. There's the update.
Good work, dude. I wouldn't have had the balls.
Rick Reuben wrote:He went to bed about a decade ago, or whenever he sold his soul to the bankers and the elites.daniel robert chapman wrote:I think he's gone to bed, Rick.
