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The whole dang article looks like L'Oignion.

Taco Bell accuse 50 Cent of embellishing gangsta persona

In June, Taco Bell challenged the rapper to change his name from 50 Cent to 79, 89 or 99 Cent as part of a value meal promotion at the chain, and to stop by a branch of the restaurant to order food using his new name.

tocharian wrote:Cheese fries vs nonexistence. Duh.

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SecondEdition wrote:lemur68 wrote:The whole dang article looks like L'Oignion.Taco Bell accuse 50 Cent of embellishing gangsta personaIn June, Taco Bell challenged the rapper to change his name from 50 Cent to 79, 89 or 99 Cent as part of a value meal promotion at the chain, and to stop by a branch of the restaurant to order food using his new name.That can't be true.

Maybe April Fool's Day falls on November 20 in the UK.

tocharian wrote:Cheese fries vs nonexistence. Duh.

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lemur68 wrote:The whole dang article looks like L'Oignion.Taco Bell accuse 50 Cent of embellishing gangsta personaIn June, Taco Bell challenged the rapper to change his name from 50 Cent to 79, 89 or 99 Cent as part of a value meal promotion at the chain, and to stop by a branch of the restaurant to order food using his new name.

That can't be true.

Life...life...I know it's got its ups and downs.

Groucho Marx wrote:Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it and then misapplying the wrong remedies.

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From Cnn.com today:

Nation's love affair with Trojans has ended

Apparently the nation will now bang it out totally uncovered.

I've seen the bridges burning in the night.

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lemur68 wrote:The whole dang article looks like L'Oignion.Taco Bell accuse 50 Cent of embellishing gangsta personaIn June, Taco Bell challenged the rapper to change his name from 50 Cent to 79, 89 or 99 Cent as part of a value meal promotion at the chain, and to stop by a branch of the restaurant to order food using his new name.I'm waiting for them to start firing mixtape disses at each other.

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Top Islamic body issues fatwa forbidding Muslims from practicing yoga

It is inappropriate. It can destroy the faith of a Muslim, Council chairman Abdul Shukor Husin told reporters.

Rick Reuben wrote:Marsupialized reminds me of freedom

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Fair enough...http://www.derryjournal.com/journal/-Hi ... 4772859.jp

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U.S. anti-kidnap expert kidnapped in Mexico

www.23beatsoff.blogspot.com

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Food, Fun and Fights at Chuck E. Cheese'sTrouble at Chuck E. Cheese's again: Featuring the perfect line, ""The biggest problem is you have a bunch of adults acting like juveniles," says Town of Brookfield Police Capt. Timothy Imler. "There's a biker bar down the street, and we rarely get calls there.""

Life...life...I know it's got its ups and downs.

Groucho Marx wrote:Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it and then misapplying the wrong remedies.

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