Headlines That Make 'The Onion' Appear Obsolete
91"Sex Smell Lures Vampire to Doom"
simmo wrote:Someone make my carrot and grapefruits smoke. Please.
Headlines That Make 'The Onion' Appear Obsolete
92Bush twins offer advice to Sasha, Malia Obama"Ok, remember: Beer before liquor, never sicker..."
Redline wrote:Not Crap. The sound of death? The sound of FUN! ScrrreeEEEEEEE
Headlines That Make 'The Onion' Appear Obsolete
93Former French President Chirac hospitalised after mauling by his clinically depressed poodle
Headlines That Make 'The Onion' Appear Obsolete
96'Cello scrotum' exposed as a hoax.Well, that's a relief, anyway.
Headlines That Make 'The Onion' Appear Obsolete
97On cnn.com right now:Police crack down on 'cool' parentsThe actual story is a downer but the title of the headline made me laugh my pants on.
Headlines That Make 'The Onion' Appear Obsolete
99Rush Limbaugh warns "Obama regime" is sending government-paid lesbian farmers to invade red states.
Headlines That Make 'The Onion' Appear Obsolete
100Deauville Film Festival Opens With Chloe Grace Moretz Tribute.