You fat bastard.
1And by you, I mean me. AND you. You know who you are. Wipe that fucking mustard off your chin and sit up straight.I ran six marathons between 2001 and 2006.Fuck. Now look at me. No, I'm not the sexy brown one. I'm not the stylish one, either. I'm the fat one sitting down. If you look really closely, you can see that my double chin is actually swinging in time with the music.Bleeaarghh.Please kill me.You got it too. You know who you are. Sitting at a desk all day. Hot Doug's couple times a month. Poutine when you can find it. Pulled pork and many beers. Fucking midnight Parmo. You've been kidding yourself. You're telling yourself you actually like your fat jeans BETTER than those other ones that you don't wear any more. Well, here's the facts: you don't sleep, you eat too much and you don't exercise.I'm not talking to you skinny fucks. You surfing bastard, you burn 2400 calories a day. You can go. You 22 year old chain smoker who could slip and fall in a wine bottle, shut the door behind you as you're leaving. You drum playing monkey boy blessed with the metabolism of a hummingbird, get gone.The rest of you, you know who you are. We're all going to see each other again in October. As Marsupialized has mentioned, we get to hang out with the most attractive women in the world. They're gonna be at the PRFBBQ2.5. You're gonna have to hold your head up while you're standing in line for the restroom with the smoking hot babes of the PRF. How are you even gonna talk to those girls?Those girls, they marry some of us, even. They come to our shows and they listen to our noisy records and they sleep next to us, and they never say anything, but you gotta wonder. My girl married a marathon runner, now she's sleeping next to a fat bastard.Fuck it, I'm-a do something about it.More sleep, more exercise. I'm going to log it in this thread. What are you gonna do?Last night: 8.0 hours of sleep.Hours exercised today: .5 hour run.updated total between right now and the BBQ:total sleep: 8 hours.total exercise: .5 hourscurrent weight: 227 lbs.I am hoping that by the time we all get together again for the next bbq, I can look at this thread and say "I got the most sleep and worked out longer than anyone else on the PRF." Who else is in?
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