So I stumbled upon this forum and now feel the need to throw in my 3 cents.

here they are.

1) The Mars Volta - Get your heads out of each others asses and start making real music again.

2) Sunn 0))) - Wasted nearly an hour of my life waiting for something, anything to happen.

3) Jet - 'nuff said.

LIBERTINES (or whatever the guy’s called from them). : I am working with people everyday whose every fibre wants to identify with someone that speaks to their soul. They get this because they get the NME. When the career trajectory calls for martyrdom I shall not weep.

PAVEMENT : No, I’m sorry; in the words of Bill Hicks, you can explain it to me from now until the end of time and I still won’t get it. They have that song on one record: “I need to sleeeeppp….â€

gaetano wrote: Muse.and every Muse fan between 15 and 25 years of age.

actually, yeah. Muse. How many slaps are coming to that little twat I shudder to think. Even his mam hates him. I wouldn't care, but Muse is quite a nice name, shame it's stuck on this cumquat

morze wrote:3.) the Bravery.
(i'm tired of typing. just kill them.)

I hate this band, but I think, like Interpol, they're too insignificant to smite. In five years (hell, in five weeks), no one will care about them at all.

HOWEVER, I read an review of that Bravery album in Interview magazine, a publication that I think is at the forefront of all things fashion-forward and vacuous, and even THEY panned it. They rightfully referred to this band as this generation's Trixter, and pointed out that the members used to play in a ska band called...

SKABBA THE HUTT

So help me. This may be The Worst Band Name Ever, so mayhaps it'd be best to smite them after all.

1) RAPEMAN

2) MELT-BANANA

3) ARAB ON RADAR

If it wasn't for these bands, I probably wouldn't waste hours of my life going to gigs and being thoroughly disgusted yet still holding onto a glimmer of hope because music can (occasionally) be great.

I already did this, but here's three more--"artists," not bands:

1. Reba McEntire: I'll never forgive her for what she did to "Fancy" (though I'm sure Bobbie Gentry appreciates the royalty checks). Who could've guessed that the first successful human/raccoon hybrid would sing with a lisp?

2. Iron & Wine: Tastes like air but smells much worse.

3. Jewel: Music so putrid I can't even objectify her and blot out the keening din with shameful grudge-fuck fantasies. The black hole of contemporary music--may one day eclipse The Eagles as the most horrible shit ever recorded.

1. Sparkle horse - Perhaps if i was in a coma....... I'm sure someone has fallen asleep to these guys behind the wheel.

2. Ashley simpson - Is she really a band? If she was eliminated, society would be in a panic.

3. the casualties - What would millions of suburban rebel punk rockers do if they didn't have the casualties telling them exactly how long there mohawk should be?

1: AC/DC - I dont care how fucking classic they are, how good their early albums are... This band has been the soundtrack for at least 3 generations of idiot to drink too much, beat the snot out of the "nerdy kid" and date rape girls too... plus they fucking blow anyways

2: Dr Dre - That would be the end of a fucking truckload of shitty rap...

3: Metallica - You always sucked, you always will suck.... shut up and listen to slayer... also see my first points on AC/DC for more info on why I hate Metallica

I was going to put The Casualties on here but they were just posted, so they will be replaced.

(1) Mates of State - These two people have absolutely no musical talent, why else would they put(I don't wanna say techno cause I enjoy techno much more then this crap) what seems to always be the pac-man song with slight changes and then sing without any idea of how to harmonize, or sing melodically, insted they just sound like jackass' who would do better singing through voice boxes, atleast then maybe they would have completely monotone voices and you woudlnt feel like your brains were being scraped out of your head with a rusty spoon everytime you heard them.


(2) Simply Red - I don't have much to say, except that when I was 11 my mom would fall asleep with a Simply Red cd on repeat and everytime I would turn it off so I could get to sleep she would wake up and yell at me. If they had never existed, I would not have spent roughly a month of my life only sleeping about 1 or 2 hours a night.

(3) Kid Rock - I despise everything this soulless sellout, cowyboy hat wearing, smeg eating, jackass has ever done. I hate him from his mullet and Porn goatee right down to his likely fungus infected feat. If I were ever to exchange any words with him I think all I could say to him is either "Go die in a fire" or "How 'bout I burn your face" and even then I don't think he ever deserves that


I couldn't decider between putting, Korn, Slipknot, Mudvayne, or Rob Zombie as number three, needless to say, they all suck.

my tuppence:

1) The Beautiful South - simply because i have never heard another band sound so tacked together, amateur and downright (what i see as) objectively bad. Yet lots of people like them? I dunno. Shit. Kill them.

2) Cliff Richard - Because he's a cunt, he steals children and injects their blood into his eyes to make him stay young looking. And because he's the safest pop star to ever exist. He's a disguting man, His voice sounds like something trapped in a skip. He won't die. His music is rubbish.
And, cliff... Elvis existed already, and he was WAY fucking better than you. You weren't ever needed, EVER! And get your 'lord's prayer' single to FUCK! Even God was on the petition to have it banned, You cynical, conspiring, goody-2-shoed fuck!
If you sing at Wimbledon again this year, i'm waiting cliff, waiting with a rocket launcher. I swear, it's going in your face!

3) Judas Priest - If Breaking the Law is the best JP song, i'm disappointed. I love that era of metal, but Priest remain teh SUXXOR!