You'll get back to it... my wife's had good luck w/ nicotine lozenges fwiw

I am smoking cigs again:(

iHateTheFloridaPanhandle wrote:I'm graduating from high school tuesday. Before I leave I'm going to soak a piece of paper in piss (like brownish yellow concentrated piss that is one of the most foul odors I've ever experienced) that has fuck you written on it, and putting it on the most condescending and pompous peer I've ever met's windshield.Real world here I come.Nice.

WoundedFoot wrote:I'm too tired to go see a friends band play. I feel like a dick for not going to this show, because some awesome bands are playing, but I was at work for 8 hours and I rode my bike home in the heat and FUCK I'M FUCKING SHIT-ASS TIRED!I skipped out on a friend's band Friday night. The wonderful Black Cock. Went to lunch that day with Chico and he told me they were playing. Said he would put me on the guest list if they had one. I totally planned on going, too. Then I was drag ass tired that night; at 8:30 I had forgotten about the show. They weren't going to play until around midnight. There was just no way. I was dragging my old bones to the sofa with a glass of Knob Creek by 10, feeling like a schmuck. I hope I wasn't on the guest list.

Control Z wrote:I drank an entire bottle of red wine by myself yesterday, over about 12 hours or so. If I'm going to drink an entire bottle of red wine by myself, the bottle will be drained over the course of 1 hour, maybe 2.I'm too tired to go see a friends band play. I feel like a dick for not going to this show, because some awesome bands are playing, but I was at work for 8 hours and I rode my bike home in the heat and FUCK I'M FUCKING SHIT-ASS TIRED!

Ernest wrote:Where in the hell are the funny women stand up comics? They don't exist.

Where in the hell are the funny women stand up comics? They don't exist.

I've gotten more into coffee since giving up alcohol. Bought a nice grinder, press pot, nice beans, etc. I enjoy my new hobby and I appreciate good coffee. Confession: I still really like Starbucks and I think their coffee is pretty damn good.

If I ever hear you say Chi-town, Chi-City, and The Chi in the same sentence again, I will rend your organs from your flesh. No, seriously. You'd be surprised.