Mandroid2.0 wrote:I had a bicycle accident and dislocated it/shattered it into a thousand pieces when I fell. I now have a titanium screw for the radial bit of my bone. It's all warm and punchy.YeeshhI got a little titanium screw put into my damn face two days ago, so my mouth is all cut up to shit right now, but it's nothing on that. And the pills are keeping me cheerful.Anyway yeah I am still looking for a new band name too, I guess. No puns.

I used to work with this teenager who had severe ADHD. Most of the time he didn't use complete sentences, just one or two words. Anyway, my friend and I were playing frisbee with him, trying to think of goofy band names for his new project. We asked the kid Hey, what's a good band name? Without a second of hesitation he blurts out:His Name Is Cocaine.We doubled over laughing.Someone please use it.

Don't Get My Goat Dink Shrick STOP TALKING (stylized in all caps like that)

Fuck BlanketWe've all had one.

Mandroid2.0 wrote:Anthony Flack wrote:Mandroid2.0 wrote:Where was this thread when I was on loads of morphine after my elbow replacement surgery? WHERE!???!You had your elbow replaced? Well, half of it. I had a bicycle accident and dislocated it/shattered it into a thousand pieces when I fell. I now have a titanium screw for the radial bit of my bone. It's all warm and punchy.Only the finest tone bones. How do you find it affects your range of motion? That sounds really painful.

Frank Decent wrote:See? One man's old junk...I'll take "See one old man's junk"

Mandroid2.0 wrote:Oh, I'm crippled right now. Most days I can't even type with the left hand, which has gotten worse. I can't get anywhere near straightening my arm, can just touch most of my face, and can't pull my hair into a ponytail or put a bra on the non-cheating way. No guitar. No piano. Can't get change from a cashier with that hand. I can barely cook because I can't open jars and cutting things is often a crap shoot of whether or not I manage to mangle my fingers around vegetables in a way where they don't spasm during gripping and meet with the knife.FUCK, and this happened how long ago?

Kony Kone Koni

Frank Decent wrote:So ThickI've warmed up to So Thick since you suggested it. I think that one should go on our keeper pile.

Frank Decent wrote:Charlie D wrote:Frank Decent wrote:So ThickI've warmed up to So Thick since you suggested it. I think that one should go on our keeper pile.ehhhhhhhhh....Shall I offer up Trick Turner or do you still want to use that one?