Showing the kid that works at the car wash the spots he missed on his Jag.

Calling his mom, because he just heard Where Eagles Dare in a Sailor Jerry ad on the teevee.

His parents are hanging out with my parents upstairs, and he and I are both staring ahead with a blank, desperate look in each of our eyes as we glare at the television and wish that someone would bring us French onion soup evil pewter in bowls cast in the flames of dragon's breath.

Getting a flu shot

Marsupialized wrote:Asking his Mom to look at a lump on his balls, asking her 'what do you think that is?'"Mother, tell your child why his balls look that way. Mother, tell your child not to fear that lump, that it looks okay. Moh-thah!"

Asking his Mom to look at a lump on his balls, asking her 'what do you think that is?'

Keeping the trend of punk rock litigation alive by suing his former bandmate for trademark infringement: http://loudwire.com/misfits-glenn-danzig-suing-bassist-jerry-only-trademark-infringement/

Robot McGearman wrote:Keeping the trend of punk rock litigation alive by suing his former bandmate for trademark infringement: http://loudwire.com/misfits-glenn-danzig-suing-bassist-jerry-only-trademark-infringement/To be fair, that's the least surprising lawsuit in punk rock. Both of those guys have been in it solely for the money since like the mid-90's. It's a bigger shock that it didn't happen sooner.

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