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by VaticanShotglass_Archive
Charlie D wrote:ezweave wrote:Big John wrote:If he is using new components in the amps...... well since nothing in music ever is improved upon from its first incarnation. Than the componets themselves are not as good as the ones made before the present day in the 50's & 60's. A old resistor or capasitor is capable of conducting 10,000 times the musical conductivity (this is a different mesurement than it's electrical properties) of modern ones. I know this is true because I read it on Gear Sluts and it was repeated at Harmoney Central and Gear Pages too.It's really two units of measure we're talking about: street credits (measured in Fonzies) and soul (measured in JBs or James Browns). It's a relationship that can be expressed as the following formula:Code: Select all (t2 - t1)/50 x c = s Where t2 is the current year, t1 is the year the product was built, and the difference between the two , divided by fifty (the window for coolness) multiplied by c, which is the street credits in Fonzies, resulting in s, which is soul in James Browns.For example, a 1964 blackface Princeton (which has at least 3 Fonzies, according to the US department of weights and measures) in use today: Code: Select all(2012 - 1964)/50 x 3 = 48/50 x 38 = 2.88 James Browns or 2.88 JBsIn contrast with, say a 2004 Marshall Mode 4 head (which has a 0.3 Fonzie value):Code: Select all(2012 - 2004)/50 * .3 = 8/50 * .3 = 0.16 *0.3 = 0.048 JBsThis can be calculated per component, if you wish. As you can see, a Mode 4 head is just not cool by this standard.Eugenius wrote:How many Danzigs to a Fonzie? And how does all of this translate into Geezers?ezweave wrote:In light of recent events, the Office of Weights and Measures can no longer recommend the use of Danzigs in measurements. At last check, it was approximately 2.0 X 10^-9 Fonzies = 1 Danzig, making Danzigs nigh worthless. Geezers are really more of an English measure (Imperial System).Eugenius wrote:ezweave wrote:In light of recent events, the Office of Weights and Measures can no longer recommend the use of Danzigs in measurements. At last check, it was approximately 2.0 X 10^-9 Fonzies = 1 Danzig, making Danzigs nigh worthless.I assume this recommendation marked the defacto end of that smallest of all measures the Nano-Danzig?ezweave wrote:The nano Danzig, which had been the reigning Danzig unit, is now only used in historical context. If you see it in a text book, just remember that there was a time before Glenn Anzalone complained about the arctic chill of sixty degree weather and demanded sacrifices of chicken soup. So, in context, a nano-Danzig was much more valuable (but not as valuable as it had been say twenty five years ago, before the nano-Danzig actually existed).Nate Dort wrote:I heard that if you fold a Danzig a certain way, it turns into a coupon for Fresh Scoop cat litter.All of this: HOF.I somehow stumbled onto this thread last night, and I just read this for the first time. Solid chuckles. A+