Janeway wrote:^it means im in love with a guy that isnt going to rescue me so i have to save myself and then go rescue him, which is totally cool, but like.. just tell me so. let little girls grow up knowing that sometimes thats the case Yeah I got that bit, it's the slow ascent of the coaster cart up the track.

Janeway wrote:I recently heard "Grow a pair...of ovaries, Honey, cuz your balls clearly aren't doing the job." Awesome.

US and Israeli air force paints their death machines pink for the cure.

jimmy two hands wrote:US and Israeli air force paints their death machines pink for the cure.I wonder how many pipette tips you could buy with the money spent even just on these two planes.

enframed wrote:Janeway wrote:I recently heard "Grow a pair...of ovaries, Honey, cuz your balls clearly aren't doing the job." Awesome.Sidebar...While discussing his vampire character on the show Preacher, Joe Gilgun mentioned that a vampire was "durable, like a penis." When they asked what he was talking about, something like this was the reply. "A penis is pretty durable. You can beat on it for years and years and it will always come back to take more punishment no matter how badly you beat it up. Pretty durable."I got a pretty good chuckle out of that.

Janeway wrote:why did society tell us we're princesses that get rescued out of our towers by brave knights when we're always the ones at summer camp having to cross to the boys side and ask them to dance because all they can do is stare at us?Because, for narrative purposes, people tend to be unsympathetic to the plight of a man locked in a tower, making him unsuitable for use as character motivation. If you start your story with a man locked in a tower, people will think "oh well, fuck that dude, let him rot in the tower", the end. It's the flipside of the sexist double standard that society shows contempt for men who need rescuing.Lacking a princess, you'd do better to substitute a basket of kittens.Janeway wrote:instead of handing them sports, i wish senators taught their sons how to kiss a girl properly. start with her cunt, and work your way up..Like Donald Trump backstage at the Miss Universe pageant...ewww

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Beauty and the Beast is maybe closer to that other literary tradition, where a man is trapped in a tower of his own making and that tower is called being an asshole.

Four years later, we still need this thread.Sigh.

Janeway wrote:numberthirty wrote:Joe Gilgun mentioned that A penis is pretty durable. You can beat on it for years and years and it will always come back to take more punishment no matter how badly you beat it up. Pretty durable.I got a pretty good chuckle out of that.hahaWell you see this is all because God has a highly ironic sense of humor...like a cosmic-level Borscht Belt comedian.