the finger genius wrote:CASH or SILVER (discount for silver) IN-PERSON TRANSACTION.I know, when I read that I thought "Is this William Devane or Vincent Gallo?.."

^Jumping in to stress how important it is to click and see that pic RIGHT NOW.

Angus Jung wrote:https://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/muc/6126242443.htmlHello- I'm a singer in my 30s with 5+ years of stage experience and looking for musicians to rock out with and start booking shows. I prefer live shows and enjoy getting the audience worked up. I perform as a ratty, depression-era Hobo tramp, (Sadass the Clown) but it has nothing to do with classical clowning, and everything to do with rock and roll, rockabilly, psychobilly, and country rock rhythm and blues. My biggest influences are Johnny Cash, Joe Cocker, The Cramps, and CCR. Let's get together and tear some shit up!Important to click link while it is active to see the pic.holy shit i need to go to portlandHere's a guy who will come to your house and removed and "possesed" or "haunted" items.https://dallas.craigslist.org/ftw/wan/6073016025.html"Do you have a haunted or possesed item in your home and just want it removed? Be it a creepy doll, a lamp that turns on by itself or a chair that rocks with no one in it. Let me know what you have and what it does and I may come remove it for you. These things can have bad juju in them and can cause harm to you and your family, let me help you help yourself.Ghost, poltergeist, demon, all items removed."

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I wonder if that guy thinks 'Depression-era' refers to the time he had a nervous breakdown after reading Beckett and watching Capturing the Friedmans.

No, but what the FUCK is going on?

WoundedFoot wrote:sadass.jpgIt's like Burl Ives meets 80s synths!Ah, Portland. Thee never ceases to delight!

If only a hobo can love you like me, then a hobo I shall be.

https://houston.craigslist.org/grd/6190061369.html**ASSHOLE ROOSTER**I have this beautiful rooster. He is absolutely gorgeous. BUT....He rapes my hens, he's EXTREMELY abusive (he will just run up to a random hen peck the shit out of her head, get on top of her as if he was going to fertilize and COMPLETELY misses the hole), he thinks his shit don't stink. He crows all damn day long. My son will no longer pick eggs because every time my son walks out there he makes a beeline for my son. My poor kids is terrified of this asshole. I haven't butchered him because he just doesn't have enough meat on him but he eats all the time, he steal food from my horses when they eat, he's just a straight up complete asshole. You want him, he's yours come get his ass. If I don't get rid of him soon, we are just gonna butcher him and leave him for the vultures.Email me if you want the assholedo NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers