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fess up, which one of you is catfishing us?Looking for monogamy. (Lakewood) body: fit weight: 157 height: 5'9" (175cm) status: single age: 25 I don't go out too much, and enjoy staying home often and smoking pot. I'm Very laid back. Most of my focus is on music and sound in general. I enjoy Sound Engineering (vintage analogue sound), and I plan to go to collage to learn how to put together Synthesizers. One day I want to have my own brand.) My music tastes are very deep and thoughtful in its composition. (I do not like music with singing in it, no guitarists please! If you tell me you love EDM, I will not reply to your msg.) To name a few popular artists that I love; Aphex Twin, Squarepusher, U-Ziq(there are a lot more). I have no political stance and consider myself neutral in every aspect. I'm from Louisiana, and I like very spicy Food(Habanero - Jalokia). I do not drink alcohol, but on occasion, when the mood is right, I do. I like horror and dark themes. You could consider my style to be more like a goth/tom boy type. I also really love most all Comedy. My favorite comedians are; Louis CK, Joe Rogan, Dave Chapelle, George Carlin, and Rodney Dangerfield. I'm looking for a guy who likes to stay fit and is roughly my age. (as in 5 years) A guy who likes to take care of himself. Working out and eating right is a big thing to me. I also want a guy who is highly sexual, but not expecting sex or kissing on the first date. I want to find a guy who understands my passions and aspirations. Hopefully, I find another producer who loves the challenge of a studio with analogue hardware. If you wanna chat msg me!let me know how it goes...
vockins wrote:My kid will have her degree in Interstallar Pornography Technologies from City College in 2030.

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Wasn't sure if this belonged in eBay thread or here, so it can go in both.https://www.ebay.com/itm/Neotek-Elite-3 ... 2034928590We have had this Neotek Elite for 20 years. It has been a great desk. Its Steve Albibi's favorite [a poor man Neve He told me so when I sold him a tube mic years ago] .Great SYTEK Mic Pres in every channel with 4 band full parametric EQ on each channel.

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Looking for a Musician Who Does Not Like Hillary Looking for a musician who does not like Hillary and would like to have some fun. I've got lyrics that will bring the house down and make Clinton lovers blow steam. Add your tune and go have fun with it. "Here's What Happened Hillary"Reply and I'll send you the lyrics.do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offersPatiently awaiting a response. Will post lyrics upon receipt. https://houston.craigslist.org/muc/d/lo ... 42993.htmlEDIT: Reply receivedHere you go Bud. I hope you can have some fun with it.Tom\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_Here s What Happenedby œCatfish Smith Eight years for Bill and eight more for Hills, That s the way it was gonna beThe first woman President! She would go down in history Eight more years of dreams and schemes, the Foundation would rake it inBut now she burns with bitterness ˜cause the voters elected a man [chorus]You lost the big one honey, ¦and it s all on youIt s wasn t the media, Russians, Bernie or the F.B.IIt was all your fault, your arrogance, and your liesWe re not deplorable Hillary, we just don t like you So kick back in your rocker Granny, count all that Foundation moneyAnd spend time with Hubbell s daughter while you can ˜Cause the election is over darling, You lost and you are throughYour public tantrums prove we did the right thing [chorus]You lost the big one honey, ¦and it s all on youIt s wasn t the media, Bernie, Russians, or the F.B.IIt was all your fault, your arrogance, and your liesWe re not misogynists Hillary, we just don t like you
**Do we need the other Chemical Bros. records??

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Tommy wrote:Major wrote:You lost the big one honey, ¦and it s all on youIt s wasn t the media, Bernie...,Russians, or the JewsIf you change FBI to Jews (so it rhymes and is a little racist) it totally sounds like The Dead Milkmen. I can totally hear it to You'll Dance to Anything.Maybe the winner of The Monkees PRF Challenge could pick "Catfish Smith" next month.
**Do we need the other Chemical Bros. records??

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