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by bumble_Archive
The Orange Child, a.k.a. The Lost Pagan God of Just Leaving Shit Everywhere WTF, got one offer into a school which is fer srs the best school for her: The choice (gifted) program at a magnet fine arts school, Pritzker Elementary.It's the right school.So, fine. FINE.We gotta move to the area 'round 'bout Pritzker. Ahem. Pritzker is across the street from the actual fucking Wicker. Park. This is not 1999.The pickings are slim and the slim are drinking bud ice. Anyway, we need to be in a g.d. QUIET neighborhood (no bars letting out at 2 god damn am) either in walking or easy bus/train commute to Wicker Park. I'm driving to Hyde Fucking Park with a start time of 8 am, and so this getting Elise You Shall Fear My Orange Wrath M.F. Gabrielle Bumble to school in the middle of winter by Senor Bumble has to be easy-peasy.I really mean easy - a couple of stops, no fucking transfers. On the other gentrified hand: One gunshot and we're moving to Australia.Domu? Zillow? Apartments.com? Yeah. I got all that. It's not looking...appealing. I'll stick with it, but could use all the helpz.Halp k thx lerv bai.