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by jimmy two hands_Archive
OK, now that you've seen part 1, here's the flourish.Part 2 - pears with balsamic reductionYou'll need 1-2 pears, 1-2 onions (2 small or one large for each), butter or oil, and 1/2 cup balsamic vinegar.pour your balsamic into a small saucepan and bring to a boil. Once boiling, turn down to a simmer and cook it until it's been reduced by half. Your whole kitchen will smell of vinegar since that's what's boiling off, so you may want to open a window or turn on the exhaust fan.While this is happening, slice your pears & onions into very thin slices, at most say 5 mm, lengthwise top to bottom. Cut out the seeds & stems of the pears & toss those. Heat a frying pan to medium high & add a tablespoon of oil or butter just like for the pork chops (I prefer butter for this recipe) and add the sliced onions & pears. Cook these about 10 minutes, until softened & slightly browned.Now check on your balsamic. It should be thickened by now, about the consistency of syrup. Good? Ok, now put your pork chops from step 1 on a plate and artfully arrange the onions & pears on top, then drizzle your balsamic reduction on top. Make a little zig-zag pattern if you want to get all fancy like those restaurants for rich assholes. If you're on a date, have some nice white wine, and your date will be like "damn, this dude can cook", and you'll probably get laid, too.jimmy two hands wrote:I have a very simple recipe that I'll break down into two parts for you - the first part being a very simple staple dish, and the second part being a super simple flourish that will take an additional ten minutes of cooking/prep time but puts it over the top - very good if you've got a hot date you want to impress or if youse just want to treat yourself.Part 1 - pan fried pork loin chopsget yourself some boneless pork loin chops, between a half inch to an inch thick. 1 pound will do you fine. 1 tbsp oil or butter into a frying pan, and heat until shimmering/melted, make sure to cover the entire bottom of the pan. Medium high heat - if your stovetop dial goes to 10, turn it to 7.While that's getting ready, salt and pepper your chops. You can add this while they're still on the styrofoam tray they were packaged in, or on a cutting board. You don't need a ton of salt or pepper, about a pinch to each side - but get both sides of the chops. That is the basic "floor" of spices you'll need, but it's best to add at least one more herb or spice. For pork, sage works well as does rosemary or thyme (or parsely if you want to get all Scarborough Fair up in this bish), especially for this recipe. I always like to add a little paprika and/or Midyett rub, but for this particular recipe you'll want to stick to one or more of those herbs listed above - you don't want to overdo it on the spicing. use a similar amount as the salt or pepper, just a pinch or more. For dried herbs, especially the rosemary and thyme, it helps to crumble up the herbs in your hand before adding so it gets evenly distributed.Ok, now your chops are all spiced up and your pan is hot and buttered, lay your chops out into the pan - 1 lb of 1/2 inch thick chops should all fit into a large frying pan (if they don't all fit, start off with half and do the other half afterward). I like to put the side that's facing up on the cutting board face down in the pan - more on this later. Pork cooks quickly and a lean cut can dry out if you over-cook it, so you'll want to put on a timer. For a 1/2 inch thick chop, go with 2 minutes (an inch thick, go 3). While you're cooking, have a look at the top of your chops. when you originally added the spices to both sides, the side facing down on the cutting board may have left a little spice behind. If so, add just a touch more.Ok, your timer's gone off, so flip each chop with a spatula, and make sure they're lain out evenly on the pan. 2 more minutes is what you need. You may only need 2 minutes for thicker chops - look at the sides of the chops to see whether they've changed color. If the sides have already changed color before you've flipped them, you may only need a minute and a half. If you're unsure, cut into the middle of one to see if there's any pink left. You'll get the hang of this after a few times. If they're cooked through or there's just a little pink left, take them out of the pan and put them on a plate. Since they're hot, they'll keep cooking for a bit and that extra pink will get cooked. a sheet of foil over the top will keep them warm if anything else is still cooking.Note, you can do this with other thin, boneless cuts of lean meat, like veal, or chicken breasts or thighs. If using chicken, the cuts won't be uniform thickness, which can cause part of the meat to get overcooked while you're waiting for the inside to cook. You don't want this to happen with chicken, because rare or medium rare chicken is gross and also not very safe. to get them to uniform thickness, you can either cut the meat in half width-wise, or you can pound them flat with a kitchen mallet. This is a nice tool to have, it's got a spiky side for meat tenderizing and a flat side for flattening. Put the meat on your cutting board, cover with a sheet of clingwrap or wax paper, and smack the shit out of it until it's an inch or half inch thick all over. Other cuts of meat go well with other spices, I find that I prefer thyme over sage for chicken. It all depends on the meal you're making and also what you prefer. That ends the simple, main course basis of your meal. I'll add part 2 in another post.