jimmy two hands wrote:Pollen, please to fuck the fuck off outta my goddamn nasal passages. These fuckin' trees, I tell you, they just spray their tree-cum in the air like a bunch of goddamn spider monkeys. Why can't they learn to fuck like animals?Yeah fuck pollen indeed.I visited my parents in Georgia about a month ago and from the second I was off the plane until days after I got back up north I felt like I was being suffocated. Nostrils somehow simultaneously clogged solid and running like a faucet, sneezing fits every couple of minutes. I didn't even attempt putting my contacts in. Everyone thinking I'm stoned the whole time from itching my eyes red. I don't get allergies so bad in Chicago. It's tolerable at least.

Mitch McConnell, and honestly most of the US congress. The dems that pretend to be your friends while selling you to corporations and the republicans that don't bother with the facade. All of the representatives of government that have lost touch with the people and places they are supposed to represent, fuck off.

"You look so unapproachable"/"And yet you're still here" types. Sorry, but if you're over 17 and still think this ur-solipsistic attitude automatically turns you into Sartre, or even remotely interesting, you're a moron. FUCK OFF.Creepy gross incel dude who "loves" my story promoting my band's show next weekend: FUCK THE ENTIRE FUCK OFF, EVEN IF I HAVE TO SCREAM IT FROM THE FUCKING MICROPHONE FOR THE SAKE OF ANY AND EVERY WOMAN WHO JUST CAME TO ENJOY THE SHOW BUT YOU POSSIBLY MAKE FEEL UNSAFE, YOU FUCKING INCEL MOTHERFUCKERKY rep Massie, who ran to Iowa rep Steve King's defense: FUCK OFF AT LIGHT SPEED

this solipsistic white devil can go to hell. who the hell does he think he is? god?

How does this guy not get his fucking ass kicked every time he goes out in public? I'd ask, but I'm not interested in engaging him. He does a good enough job making himself look like a cunt, he don't need my help.

travis k wrote:Fuck off head of housekeeping.wow, you work at Downton Abbey? Sweet gig.

Fuck off head of housekeeping. I asked you why you made a certain Moronic decision that makes my job harder now and you tell me " because I chose to".Not a crumb of extra food will be placed on the housekeeping desk in 2019.

Gnarly.Let's see.. ultra chlorinated tap water.. always pisses me off. It tastes terrible, it makes my head itch, it makes my arms scale up like Imma gd crocodile. I'm talking to you, PUD. Yer water sucks.

travis k wrote:Fuck off head of housekeeping. I asked you why you made a certain Moronic decision that makes my job harder now and you tell me " because I chose to".Not a crumb of extra food will be placed on the housekeeping desk in 2019.I also like, "That's not a concern of yours," as an "answer" to reasonable questions for which an answer would clarify my understanding of expectations for my daily duties.